khaled

a guy with a huge dick, he is an outgoing person who gets all the girls, his dick is the size of Dj Khaled's belly

That guys a Khaled, look at that dick

by k11myth December 13, 2018

Khaled

Isis Member

Mom- "Khaled how was work today?"
Khaled- "I Hijacked Two Planes FOR ISIS"

by Khaled Is A Homo March 27, 2019

Khaled

A retarded person. Usually with a little psychological craziness but a cool person. Usually plays video games even though they are trash at it.

Hey Khaled can you play fortnite with me?
Khaled sure I’m the best player in the world!

*5 secs later*

How tf did you die in the lobby? Did you seriously eliminate your self? Why tf did you just try to snipe a person with a shotgun? Why tf do you not know how to edit?

Khaled: I have a new back bling Yay! Oh sorry what were you saying?

by Duckyfy21 August 12, 2019

Khaled

He is a Khaled fucking salad also known as malalas bro yo!!!

"Hey Khaled!! I only know you because of yo sis Malala"

by Horrible twerker January 2, 2016

khaled al ammari

a black man tall and ugly baaaaaaatch

you are a khaled al ammari

by uisodafi;okjn klhucjs`ndlbjx`k October 24, 2017

Khaledism

1. To seize all means of production
2. To re-establish communism near the U.S
3. To combine conservatism, communism, fascism, together to take down the white, racist, liberal trumpists known as capitalism.

Khaledism has overtaken capitalism to be the worlds most dominant type of government.

by LegoMan0213 April 19, 2018

Khaled

When you are sent told or given the same thing twice or with a different variant a.k.a another one

(person 1) "Man I get like 5 Grumpy Cat memes a day from my grandma!"

(Person 2) " I feel your pain bro! I still get Khaled by my grandma with Lolcats"

by listy81 December 1, 2017