keyboard

What you currently have in front of you. Commonly used to input words into a computer.

Wow! There's a keyboard in front of me right now!

by thlalyi February 7, 2003

Keyboard Courage

When another person becomes raged while on the computer and attempts to fight with words over the internet.

Man that dude seems really tough" "No its all just keyboard courage

by Big_Jon_From_Tomball June 22, 2011

Keyboard Gangster

A person who will talk shit to you online, but not to your face. Keyboard Gangsters are weak people, normally the one being bullied or targetted by the class.
Keyboard Gangsters mostly talk about the person's mother, mostly saying that he is doing her or she is with more than one man.
Keyboard Gangsters mostly 'attack' on group chats. They are found all over the internet, mostly in WhatsApp, Facebook and Instagram.

This person is a real Keyboard Gangster, they will talk shit to you online but not to your face.

by IereBoy February 8, 2019

Keyboard Attorney

Random kids on the internet who think they're attorneys without knowing what the hell it is. They think they're lawyers, when in reality they don't know jack, and their moms just told the they're good at arguing and that they should become a lawyer.

Beyond Scared Straight Deputy: Hit me if you want to, girl!

Girl: *Hits deputy

"Lukezilla" from Youtube: "lEgaLLy iF sOmeONe gIvEs yOu pErmISsIon aS tHe OfFiceR dID iT is oKAy tO hIt tHe pERson gIRl dID nOthIng wRonG"

Me: Okay "Lukezilla". Smh, so many Keyboard Attorneys out here

Lukezilla's mom: "Lukey stop being a Keyboard Attorney and go to bed"

Lukezilla: Shut up bitch I'll kill you!

by Killmonger55485 May 24, 2020

Custom Keyboard

The thing you buy when you have absolutely no other way to spend your money

- I just made a custom keyboard!
- why

by DzpanTV June 26, 2021

dark dirty keyboard

It's a dance related to the song "My Boo" you move your arms in the same motion playing a keyboard. But you have to be located in a dark corner with a dirty look.

"Wow she's goooood I wish I could dark dirty keyboard that good"

by iwasinurbedlastnight March 11, 2017

keyboard fighter

Someone who starts fights with people over the computer. (on AIM, myspace, facebook, etc.). Most of the time it's someone who won't do anything to hurt you in person, and would pussy out if you ever came up to them.

Chris: Yesterday this kid named "young scrappy" messaged me on myspace and tryed to start with me.

Brian: Did he look tough?

Chris: Nahh, just another bitchy little keyboard fighter.

by czgetmoney March 1, 2009