A mariage or relationship that lasts less than 72 days and involves making a sex tape to get famous. Aswell as not having to buy anything for the wedding then going to Australia with a small stick and a gorilla.
by MARKUX November 16, 2011
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by sexybackbob May 13, 2010
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A woman who has no talent whatsoever and only uses her looks and physical appearance to attract everyone. She's also a fucking whore because she uploaded a sex tape with her boyfriend.
by MetalChick666 June 13, 2010
Get the Kim Kardashian mug.'Keeping Up with the Kardashians' is the perfect show for you if you like the feeling you get when your brain is disintergrating. I caught a clip of it one time and Kim was unhappy because Kourtney borrowed her things without asking. So basically, the people in it just make a soap opera out of everything that happens in their world of nonsense. If you like 'The Hills', you'll like this. It's exactly the same, except the cast are fatter.
Tracy: I hate it when my parents go on about how much more clever by sister is then me. I wish I was that clever. But, I'd have to spend a lifetime studying to get up to her level.
Lauren: Rather then make yourself smarter, why not just make your sister dumber. Make her watch 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians'. Her brain will turn into mush in no time.
Lauren: Rather then make yourself smarter, why not just make your sister dumber. Make her watch 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians'. Her brain will turn into mush in no time.
by SeeWithoutHavingtoGo August 16, 2009
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Did you listen to that new Kim Kardashian song
Yeah for a second and then I switched the radio station to something good
Yeah for a second and then I switched the radio station to something good
by GeneralMars 98 March 19, 2017
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"Omg did you see Keeping Up With The Kardashians?"
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by Morq March 11, 2015
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