Tamachi Jutsu

The “Tamachi Jutsu” is a sacred jutsu. When this jutsu is activated, the user will start to Naruto Run while performing oral sex on themselves.

Holy shit, Jonny! Niggato’s using the Tamachi Jutsu!

by The Hidden Skeet October 26, 2019

Kaka Jutsu

A Jutsu Preformed by Using You're Kaka and chakra.

"Kaka Jutsu" Fart And Slushie noises* "oh no not the most powerful jutsu kaka jutsu aaaaahhhhh"

by DancingAfroman420 February 3, 2021

beta jutsu

AKA Tate hands

That stupid triangle hand thing narcissist betas males do when they're scared in public, gaslighting and/or on the wrong side of an argument.

Casts an irresistible enchantment on fellow betas.

Has zero effect on literally anyone else.

Andrew Tate attempted beta jutsu throughout that entire BBC interview. It wasn't very effective.

by TruthTeller617 June 8, 2023