Johannesen

William Johannesen is someone who no one likes and thinks he's top shit. Everyone hates him

Guy 1:"Is that William Johannesen, no one likes him, cant he just realise that he is a stupid druggo with no future"
Guy 2: "Yeah, I think his ego is fucking massive"
Guy 3: "Some say u can climb up to his ego and jump down to his IQ and DIE"

by CYKA CYKA BLAT October 12, 2017

johanee

A hot sexy latina you dont want to be your ex, though your a lucky ass guy if you have her.

"Johanee has a phat ass"

by ItsyaboiPR54 May 12, 2018

johannes bartl

a sexy beast

Person 1: Yo who's the stud dating Amanda Cerny?
Person 2: It's Johannes Bartl!

by nooneelsecomparestoyou June 22, 2019

Johnesty

Being truthful with the police after being busted for soliciting a prostitute.

I thought johnesty would be the best policy after the cops nailed me for picking up a whore but they still arrested me.

by Marveloso December 21, 2019

Johanette

Like a fine wine. Classic, and beautiful with a little bit of sass.

She cares about everyrhing and has the softest heart. Usually goes well paired with a Johannes

This Pinotage reminds me of Johanette

by Han_solo23 November 24, 2021

Johales

Johales is a beautiful human being. They are determined to do whatever they want. Johales is one of a kind friend. They will always be there for a friend. They will do anything their heart desires. Johales is hot and a perfect girlfriend.

Did you see Johales today?
Johales is so hot!

by Johales December 9, 2022

johannes

Johannes is the german word for calling someone lazy. It's often used in heated conversations between two people. It's origin is unknown but some theories say it changed over the years due to language barriers.

You are such a johannes. Go finish your work.

by Der Gerät October 5, 2023