Jewage

1. A shitty Jewish person.
2. A Jewish person who is non- practicing.

He’s complete Jewage. Hasn’t been to Synagogue in years.

That bitch bid nothing but Jewage.

by Crons November 30, 2020

Vacation Jetlag

The difficulty in getting up early in the morning, similar to that experienced when returning from a trip to a time zone to the west, caused by staying up late and getting up late during vacation.

"Oh, man, sorry I was late for that morning meeting. I've got a bad case of vacation jetlag that I can't shake."

by j404 January 5, 2010

Life Jetlag

You're taking time adjusting to a different lifestyle instead of adjusting to a different timezone.

Jimmy: Bro you okay? You look like you're dying.
Timmy: Yeah man, I'll be fine, just got some mad life jetlag right now, y'feel?

by .Wonton Fighter. October 26, 2020

Jetlag

That buzzed feeling the day after getting really stoned.

I tried to focus on the presentation but was still pretty jetlagged and couldn't keep straight.

by lagger1244 June 19, 2010

jewbag

a person that is very stingy about there money or personal belongings

1) Colby give me a penny! No i'm saving them all up. "You Jewbag!"
2) Erik what are you doing? "Picking up a penny from the sidewalk. These things add up after awhile." "Why are you such a Jewbag man."

by blake4 March 10, 2009

JewBagler

A fucking complaining jew that makes you want to kill yourself. All he/she does is complain and never let you borrow money so they are rich and have big ass noses sucking up all my air. I HATE JEWBAGLERS. And this isnt all Jews some jews are ok but those JewBaglers need to be killed. The JewBaglers caused the Holocaust.

JewBaglers arent Cool

by JoeDaBeast May 18, 2006

Video Game Jetlag

the sensation of accidentally pressing a button that you meant for one game, but actually corresponds with another.

"Ah man why's you throw your grenade!" his friend replies. "I meant for it to knife: I've been playing destiny all day, i've got video game jetlag."

by DarudeSandstorm March 1, 2015