A person whom is quite retarded and can not walk straight. However, one of his personal traits is that he fucks everything in his path so you better stay clear if you want to keep your virginity from his gigantic blue balls and cock the size of a skyscraper.
Friend one: Hey, watch out! Your still a virgin and jailatte is in the room!
Friend two: We better head out!
Friend two: We better head out!
by Jailatte December 30, 2019
Get the Jailatte mug.Slang term used by jailhouse inmates to describe a medical procedure to give one's anus stitches as a result of the anal raping given by an African-American inmate, due to the size of the average African-American penis.
All credits go to NovaWar, a Starcraft 2 commentator from Life's a Glitch TV, who came up with the phrase as a joke about related topics in a game that he was commentating, titled, "So Close That Kermit Arrived -- Starcraft 2 LAGTV"
The video can be found on YouTube.
All credits go to NovaWar, a Starcraft 2 commentator from Life's a Glitch TV, who came up with the phrase as a joke about related topics in a game that he was commentating, titled, "So Close That Kermit Arrived -- Starcraft 2 LAGTV"
The video can be found on YouTube.
Thanks to Big Bubba giving me the raping of my life, I must now go to the infirmary to receive my Jailhouse C-Section.
by casnasty November 3, 2012
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billybobdave had a 3 some with 2 jb's last night and his 8th grade gf doesn't even know, and I heard he's still banging that freshman with playboy titties... He is on a jailbait frenzy !!!!
by Matt Huff July 12, 2010
Get the jailbait frenzy mug.a weaker prison inmate who is forced to become a sex slave to his bigger cellmate (his daddy) in exchange for protection against other jailhouse rapists.
A jail punk also tends to all the household duties of his cell, such as cleaning the toilet, polishing shoes, folding clothes, and other duites often done by traditional wives.
However the most important task for a jail punk is to satisfy his cellmate sexually any way his daddy's demands. The punk agrees not only to suck dick and be ass-fucked without resistance, he often times is asked to pretend he is a woman, making female moaning sounds.. etc. He also agrees to be loaned out or sold at his daddy's discretion.
A jail punk also tends to all the household duties of his cell, such as cleaning the toilet, polishing shoes, folding clothes, and other duites often done by traditional wives.
However the most important task for a jail punk is to satisfy his cellmate sexually any way his daddy's demands. The punk agrees not only to suck dick and be ass-fucked without resistance, he often times is asked to pretend he is a woman, making female moaning sounds.. etc. He also agrees to be loaned out or sold at his daddy's discretion.
by MStevens March 31, 2005
Get the jail punk mug.A softlock in Mario 64 rom hacks where the only way out is to restart the game. Most of the time this is unintentional and is caused by developer oversight or general laziness. However, despite this, according to the twitch streamer who popularized this term, SimpleFlips, "Gay baby jail has never been a tangible location, its always been apart of you. A state of mind, a state of being. Solids, liquids, gases, gay. baby. jail."
Then I saw my dad, he was looking really mad. He said im about to make you pay, im about to make you gay. Youre gonna start spinning when I grab your tail, so get ready for gay baby jail.
by SalamenceLEL June 14, 2018
Get the Gay Baby Jail mug.One of many creative innovations that can be found amongst inmates in juvenile detention. Made by applying small dabs of toothpaste on each corner of a square of toilet paper, then folding the square into a smaller and more condensed version of itself, and finally dampening it with water. It has vaguely similar properties of real chewing gum and the toothpaste adds a rather cheap taste of mint.
by friend of bob May 21, 2004
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