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Jamaican Fatty

a slang term used to define the fattest blunt someone can possibly roll.
Damn son! thats a jamaican fatty u got there.
Jamaican Fatty by seanthehumanoid February 20, 2011

Jamaican Pancake Maker

The act of releasing one's bowels upon the chest of an asian then continuing to sit on top of said feces thus creating the desired pancake shape.
Mike: Will, did you really pull a Jamaican Pancake Maker on Katie last weekend?

Will: Hell yea, they were blueberry pancakes.
Jamaican Pancake Maker by ch1nk123 December 1, 2013

Jamaican Mother 

A person to be feared like God. Jamaican Mothers have special bonds with leather belts. Any problem can be fixed with the belt. Rumor has it, the belt is valued more than their own child. They defend their actions with the bible.
Average Mom : Hey, where are you going?

Child : None of your business...i'll be back later

Average Mom : Okay...(tells herself it's only a phase the child is going through)

Jamaican Mother : Hey, where are you going?

Child : None of your business...i'll be back later

Jamaican Mother : *grabs the largest and thickest belt in the closet and continuously beats you like a slave*

Jamaican Mother : WHO *whips you* DO YOU *whips you* THINK *whips you* YOUR *whips you* TALKING *whips you* TO

Child : *while flailing on the ground* I'm sorry! Please stop!!

Jamaican Mother : *Doesn't stop until tired or until someone pleads for her to stop*

Jamaican Mother : "With hold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell." Proverbs 23:13-14
Jamaican Mother by 18Haverhill January 2, 2017

Jamaican time 

When you tell someone that you are going to be somewhere at a certain time but show up hours later.
Chicken: "Dude where the fuck have you been???"

Bottle "T": "Bla bla bla, ish ish ish"

Chicken: "That's ok I knew you were going to take this long anyway dude, you run on jamaican time"
Jamaican time by Rick Slender November 17, 2006

jamaican bobsled 

Riding a black woman down a flight of stairs.
She wanted some more crack, so she let do a jamaican bobsled on her for it.
jamaican bobsled by Alkl April 27, 2006

jamaican shower 

when you let your bathroom steam up with hot water and light up a few joints and get stoned as 'em rastafarian niggaz take there showers
"yo lets take a jamaican shower with some jamaican bitches and get fucked up!!"
jamaican shower by Lanksta June 8, 2004