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A person to be feared like God. Jamaican Mothers have special bonds with leather belts. Any problem can be fixed with the belt. Rumor has it, the belt is valued more than their own child. They defend their actions with the bible.
Average Mom : Hey, where are you going?

Child : None of your business...i'll be back later

Average Mom : Okay...(tells herself it's only a phase the child is going through)

Jamaican Mother : Hey, where are you going?

Child : None of your business...i'll be back later

Jamaican Mother : *grabs the largest and thickest belt in the closet and continuously beats you like a slave*

Jamaican Mother : WHO *whips you* DO YOU *whips you* THINK *whips you* YOUR *whips you* TALKING *whips you* TO

Child : *while flailing on the ground* I'm sorry! Please stop!!

Jamaican Mother : *Doesn't stop until tired or until someone pleads for her to stop*

Jamaican Mother : "With hold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell." Proverbs 23:13-14
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by 18Haverhill January 02, 2017
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