noun/verb
When you're at the bar and see your homie coming in to sit beside you,
so you move your belongings closer to you to give them some more space
When you're at the bar and see your homie coming in to sit beside you,
so you move your belongings closer to you to give them some more space
noun: "Ah, my lunchbox is in your spot - lemme do a Reverse-Israel."
verb: I Reverse-Israeled my laptop case so the old lady could sit down on the bench with me.
verb: I Reverse-Israeled my laptop case so the old lady could sit down on the bench with me.
by Cap'n Tinwhistle June 5, 2024
Get the Reverse-Israelmug. by urmomisafatty March 22, 2024
Get the israelmug. A term pathetic terrorists and nazis came up with to try and delegitimize a country and its people after that country kicked their terrorists asses.
Terrorist: dude we got our asses kicked, let’s make a smear campaign so we can feel better about ourselves. Israeled.
by Helsheurmdlwheheklwhx January 1, 2024
Get the Israeledmug. Person 1: A random guy just stole my car keys! I've been Israeled!
Person 2: Were you gonna drive your car to suck off Hitler?
Person 2: Were you gonna drive your car to suck off Hitler?
by Homophobia Is A W December 30, 2023
Get the Israeledmug. 
Get the Israelmug. Although israel is accepted as a state by some western countries, it did not exist before 1948, neither did israelis, prior to 1948 they were called Palestinians.
Isaelites are not israelis; israelites were not jews either.
When Persia conquered and designated the area as jehud, they eventually allowed israelites that were in exile to return, these israelites then became jehudites.
This is where the word jew comes from and not before the end of the 6th century, even still it's a technical term having to do with living in jehud; the word jew doesn't become an ethnic term for quite some time.
Ashkenazi (Indo-European) jews are not Semites and have no genetic link to the land of Palestine. The ashkenazi converted to judaism after Arab jews migrated north into Europe.
In the largest genomic study of ashkenazi jews, their origins trace back to four primeval villages in north-east Turkey. The ashkenazi jews began relocating from ancient Ashkenaz to the Khazar Empire to expand their mercantile operations and the demise of Khazaria led to the ashkenazi splitting into two groups – some remaining in the Caucasus and others migrating into eastern Europe and Germany.
The two groups still called themselves ashkenazi, however the name became more strongly associated with Germany and the European group, for whom yiddish became their primary language.
Isaelites are not israelis; israelites were not jews either.
When Persia conquered and designated the area as jehud, they eventually allowed israelites that were in exile to return, these israelites then became jehudites.
This is where the word jew comes from and not before the end of the 6th century, even still it's a technical term having to do with living in jehud; the word jew doesn't become an ethnic term for quite some time.
Ashkenazi (Indo-European) jews are not Semites and have no genetic link to the land of Palestine. The ashkenazi converted to judaism after Arab jews migrated north into Europe.
In the largest genomic study of ashkenazi jews, their origins trace back to four primeval villages in north-east Turkey. The ashkenazi jews began relocating from ancient Ashkenaz to the Khazar Empire to expand their mercantile operations and the demise of Khazaria led to the ashkenazi splitting into two groups – some remaining in the Caucasus and others migrating into eastern Europe and Germany.
The two groups still called themselves ashkenazi, however the name became more strongly associated with Germany and the European group, for whom yiddish became their primary language.
The original jews were Arabs (Semites) from the area now known as israel, a.k.a. Occupied Palestine.
Only those that practice judaism are jews. Once you change your religion or become an atheist, you are no longer a jew.
Only those that practice judaism are jews. Once you change your religion or become an atheist, you are no longer a jew.
by Peace to israel January 12, 2024
Get the israelmug. The homeland of the Jewish people with Jerusalem as their capital. The Jewish people settled in what was known as Canaan over 3000 years ago. After being forced out by foreign armies, Jews were forced to live a nomadic life praying three times a day to be able to settle back in Jerusalem. After 2000 years of wandering and persecution they finally made it back to their homeland. Today it is the only country in the Middle East where Jews, Muslims and Christian’s are free to practice their religion without fear of being persecuted. It is also the only country to give full rights to women.
by Never forget is now June 3, 2024
Get the Israelmug.