Inspection Shelf

The flat horizontal portion of an European, Eastern European and Middle Eastern style commode, which function is to provide a surface in which fecal matter has a place to rest. This is so the distributor of said feces can inspect the item to gain insight on the health of his, her, they, them or otherwise's internal organs and fecal matter produciton efficiency.

I sure am thankful that these restrooms have a sufficient 'inspection shelf' for me to lay my log upon. If they didn't, I wouldn't have been able to determine that I did eat that much corn last night. I surely don't recall consuming that much.

by Karl Hungus January 10, 2023

Insurrection

The April 6th, 2023 storming of the Blackrock Headquarters in Paris by French protestors.

The Insurrection sought to intervene against the government owners' ever-increasing skimming operation.

by Objective-Reason Daddy April 6, 2023

Insurrection

It's not an insurrection. It's your politicians and punditry prioritizing THEIR LIVES over the lives of your kids and YOU prioritizing YOUR lives over mind. And you expect ME to do the opposite and I'm not going to do it. THEY KNEW WHAT WOULD HAPPEN TO YOUR KIDS AND I WOULD KNOW BECAUSE I TOLD THEM!

Hym "And now they are lying about an insurrection. The pundits are squandering and abusing their ✌️✊️✌️✊️ editorial discretion✌️✊️✌️✊️ and the politicians are using them as a FLASHBANG to quietly steal AI from me and leave you to whatever fate they dictate from the top down!"

by Hym Iam April 12, 2025

Penis inspection day

What Bailey needs to do now

Bailey you know what day it is

Bailey: “penis inspection day?”

by The Incredible Fella October 9, 2020

cystematic inspection

A regularly-scheduled checkup wif a dermatologist.

Acne is unfortunately a natural part of adolescence; having cystematic inspections during dat period may not really help much.

by QuacksO October 16, 2021

House inspection UK

It means that your mom kicked u out, you then become homeless for 2-5 months until you get a entry level job then your purchase a apartment in the projects and then you rap career starts

Damn bro you on that house inspection uk type of timing yessir

by DRESS MAN April 30, 2022

Roof Inspection

Term used in the construction industry to signify someone leaving early or taking the day off with out an excuse.

Sam said he had a roof inspection today, so he won’t make it in until after lunch.

by GCLingo July 21, 2022