Itchy Beard

Said in response to a statement that is believed to be false. The previous example where the statement is "Do you believe in God?" and the response is "Itchy beard" is wrong simply because a question cannot be false.

Jack: "Mine's ten inches - and that's flaccid"
John: "Itchy beard!"

by mikeymike99 June 10, 2009

Nine Inch Nails

Industrial rock band formed in Ohio in 1988 by singer/songwriter/multi-instrumentalist Michael Trent Renznor, who is the only permanent and principle member. he uses various backing bands on tours. NIN are a very good band.

Head Like A Hole, 10 Miles High and Big Come Down are my favourite songs. very good stuff.

by BadLieutenant November 15, 2004

nine inch nails

1. re: Trent Reznor (greatest musician ever)

Nine Inch Nails is Trent Reznor

by fyrestarter May 18, 2004

half inch

Cockney rhyming slang for pinch.

He half inched my wallet!
Don't you half inch anything old chap!

by Nick Samuel April 16, 2006

6 incher

The normal size for a normal man and there is absolutely nothing wrong with this specific size.

#4 Incher

Wow, your mans a 6 incher Barbra?

Why, yes Lisa, he is.

by Spareknves February 12, 2017

itchy nipples

the result of someone thinking about you while they're masturbating

I'm out of town for the weekend and I've got itchy nipples. My girlfriend must be thinking about me while touching herself

by Babygoosekins February 8, 2010

Itchy Balls

One of the worst happenings known to mankind.

Bob: Hey, why are your hands in your pockets?
Jane: Oh I'm, trying to discreetly scratch my itchy balls

by the SUITer January 14, 2010