Diaper Inventor Guy

A customer, regardless of his 400 credit score, coming into a Mercedes Benz dealership and saying he is going to come back with a cashiers check for 200k dollars when his diaper invention pays off. Of course this person is never heard from again. This can apply to any said person pretending to have the ability to pay cash for expensive items when in reality they are only fooling themselves.

orgin CA

Oh, I wont be financing this vehicle, I am bringing back a cashiers check for the full amount because of my (insert any answer here like im getting a big inheritance, or my diaper invention is paying off.) Hence, diaper inventor guy will never be seen again.

by JC, VT September 5, 2009

domain investors

Most domain investors are fucking idiots. They rely on registering a popular (and not so popular) words and dream to resell the name later to some enterprise for millions dollars, inspired by success of previous investors. They forget that a language offers unlimited number of possible letter and word combinations which is impossible to register.

The really valuable domain names consist of one word, perfectly describe the content of website, very memorable and can be used commercially. Examples: Sex.com Pizza.com Rent.com They ARE worth millions. All valuable domains were registered until 2000 (except for upcoming social events, brand names, movies, books etc).

Anything like 6d8.com,wcqz.com, 126d.com or even sparky.info is NOT really valuable. Even if abbreviation of a company name consists of wcqz they will find a way to register it by expanding one word moving to another domain extension etc, and will get better search rank in Google for "wcqz".

Lots of domain investors only loose their money over time paying the registration fees.

There're about 17k+ of LLL.com and over 450k+ of LLLL.com and all registered. Some dumbasses pay $500+ for domain name like that and think it will go up in value. Well, that happens if they find someone more stupid.

by Antispark April 15, 2008

inventory

a term used to secretly talk about a women being on her menstral cycle.

Boyfriend: Hey can we have sex tonight?

Girlfriend: No, I am still doing inventory.

by lunaskypie June 18, 2008

Your ancestor is an incestor

It is worse that youre mom gay, youre dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur sister is a mister, and your brother is a mother. Anyone who uses it will instantly ascend

Billy-“youre mom gay”

Timmy-“ Your ancestor is an incestor “

*billy died* *God has left the game*. *Timmy ascended*

by meme.stealer9000 June 2, 2018

ur ancestors incestors

The holy grail of all roasts

John: ur mum gay
Me: *pauses*
John: do it
Me:u-ur anCeSToRS INCESTORS
John: *has seizure, disintegrates*

by #JK11 May 16, 2018

Incestor

When someone travels back in time and accidentally fucks his/her ancestor.

"A guy named Marty McShuffle travels to colonial america and sleeps with a prostitute.
Marty: Man, who could ever knew that colonial women were so easy get laid with.
Prostitute: Marty, do you want to know my name?
Marty: Sure
Prostitute: My name is Jane McShuffle.
Marty: OMG! I just fucked my great-great-great grandma! I am now an incestor!

by Deadmojo February 8, 2019

Cemo55 Inventory

A "Cemo55 Inventory" is a phrase commonly used on the online adventure game Runescape, by Jagex ltd. It basically means a person who brings 1000 brews to easts/west dragons with a summoning creature in pvp/bh worlds, reffering specifically to the spastic legend, Cemo55.

Cemo55 here! been here since 09 not goin nowhere!!1...... join my cc!..... west drags with pokemon FTW!!........ TEAM HASTE FTL!!! LMFAO NOOBZ!!!.......got ma cemo55 inventory,, so il be fine!!:D

by 70 fkin ranqe March 26, 2010