Beyond the Impossible

Can you say ridiculous? Well, when you finally decide that being awesome just isn't enough, you go Beyond the Impossible.

Simply put, going beyond the impossible is when one decides to, say, make a giant robot several hundred thousand light years tall. Yes, I am referencing Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann.

This can also apply to going Gatling guns akimbo, playing "Sweet Child of Mine" with one's teeth, and even a functional, simultaneous One Man Band.

Of fucking course.

"Oh how stupid of me. That was the sound of chainsaw Nunchucks."

Beyond the impossible indeed.

by A Terrible Driver August 14, 2009

Impostor

1. The correct spelling of "Impostor". IT'S NOT "IMPOSTER", YOU PSYCHOS!

2. A bootleg copy of Among Us hosted on Roblox.

3. What red always seems to be.

It's not spelt "Imposter", it's spelt "Impostor"!

by Live & Let Die November 1, 2020

workout impostor

One who walks around in workout or gym-like clothing to give the effect that they have worked out or gone to the gym today or are planning to work out or go to the gym today when in reality they have not or are not going to. One usually does this to make oneself feel better about their physique or to seem like they are physically fit when in reality they have done nothing today.

Look at that girl in the nike shorts, under armour shirt and asics sneakers with a pony tail. She is totally a workout impostor. I didn't see her at the track or the gym at all today.

by mheartstar March 10, 2011

Imposture

Deception: The act of pretending to be somebody else in order to trick people, or an occasion on which this is done.

Imposture is what imposters do.

The act of imposture is against the law.

by Jafje April 10, 2007

imposserous

when something is very difficult; impossible. derives from the wizard of ozz

could i love my girlfriend any more? imposserous

it is imposserous for charlie sheen to lose

by dinoc June 7, 2011

among us imposter

The fun role, all the others are boring

pro tip, if you're among us imposter just blame purple and say he was acting kinda sus

by TheFunnyJoJoMan October 1, 2020

your call is important to us

Perhaps the biggest bit of corporate and public-sector BS ever foisted upon us as middle- and lower-economic class people. Usually indicates that you'll have to endure ten to thirty minutes of bland wallpaper music or loops of repeated advertisements before a real human voice gets on the phone.

I tried to call my insurance company to find out about their rates for fire insurance, but all I got was "your call is important to us"!

by pentozali December 9, 2008