Hummer Syndrome

the inverse relationship between the size of a man's vehicle and the size of his penis.

Another dude in an H2, definitely Hummer Syndrome. Man why doesn't he just get a bumper sticker that says "I'm compensating for my small dick".

by Scoats May 12, 2003

hucked

Getting so possibly drunk that you can barley see or walk. Hucked is beyond drunk.

Shawn was so ,"hucked" last night that he fell on his face.

by Deepi Gill May 4, 2005

Humbert

1. An adult (usually male) who harbors and/or expresses inappropriate affections for a minor. From the character of the same name in Vladmir Nabokov's infamous novel Lolita.

2. An inanimate object of the same description.

"My French teacher just stares at the cheerleaders all during class. He's such a Humbert!"

by loveyouto October 1, 2005

alaskan hummer

The result of quickly drinking a slurpee and then performing oral sex.

If you pick up a coke slurpee on the way over, I'll give you an alaskan hummer.

by mimzy December 9, 2008

Pop Rock Hummer

Using the popular pop rock candy, an individual places it in their mouth and proceeds to conduct oral sex on another individual, whether it be on the penis, vagina, anus, or nipples. While the pop rocks explode in the giver's mouth due to the reaction with the saliva, this explosive sensation is transferred on to the "sensitivities" of the receiver, a "hummmmm" type feeling is received.

A common example of a pop rock hummer would be during a blow job. The girl puts some pop rocks in her mouth and once the pop rocks start "popping", she sucks the guy off. The same tingling sensation she receives in her mouth is transferred to the guys penis. This works even better the other way around when a girl gets eaten out because the pop rocks not only react with the saliva, they also react with the delectable juices of the vagina.

by Tony Tollefson January 4, 2009

humex

The 1 foot area of atmosphere surrounding your face, concentrating on the nasal and oral cavities and the stream of air passage.

Two men standing side by side watching the races, shoulder to shoulder. Both are facing forward. One man turns his head to face the other, thus changing the direction of his humex. Other man turns his head to face the man who is looking at him, thus intermingling their humexes.

"When the drunk fan breathed whiskey in my face, he invaded my humex. When he belched, he polluted my humex

by D V O April 2, 2004

humendous

Something of size beyond comprehension. A combination of huge and tremendous.

"Why that women is humendous!"
"Last night was humendous, i just got in!"

by Rory Macdonald July 19, 2006