Francis Howell High School

A public high school in Weldon Spring, Missouri that is touted as one of the oldest schools west of the Mississippi River. Apparently, the people touting this fact don't realize that age compliments the school. Asbestos rains from the ceilings like December snow and there are surely bodies hidden within the walls. Gorgeous brick architecture, accented by bird droppings, gives the students something to look forward to every morning. The buildings themselves are ancient wonders; an old hangar was converted into a gym (which is also old, see how that works?), and the rest of the campus was probably constructed in a Rome-esque fashion.

The scenery surrounding the school certainly can't be complained about. An absolutely fantastic, man made lake is housed a convenient 50 feet from the campus, brimming with sorry, dilapidated, fish and equally as many beer cans. A monumental nuclear waste pile nicely accents the color of the white foam formed around students' mouths as they sit through seven hours of world class education and the water fountains are an experience unto themselves.

Francis Howell High School Brochure: Here you can find 19th century architecture, man made lakes, fields, forests, and a massive testament to human engineering.

Reality: Not so much.

by Stuffystuff July 17, 2010

Daniel Howell

A goddamn BOTTOM

dan: ToP or bOTtOM, pHil?
phil: daniel howell stfu we all know u bottom

by ariesstan July 30, 2018

daniel howell

daniel howell is a living meme with millions of supporters.
his many evolutions include...
no homo howell—> dani snot on fire —> heart eyes howell—> phil trash #1 (referring to amazingphil) —> meme lord —> (rEBraNd) daniel howell—> (and my personal favorite) 2017 dan, who is comfortable with who he is and doesn’t take any fucks.
you should totally sub to him on youtube, his content will make you laugh then cry...most of the time in a good way

“wait, you don’t know daniel howell? where have you been your whole life?”

by elassa November 26, 2017

Dan Howell

an attractive 22 year old male who currently resides in london, england and is part of the youtube community. he uploads youtube videos which usually revolve around his awkward experiences in life which he re enacts and uploads to his youtube channel, danisnotonfire. he lives with his best friend, phil who also has a youtube channel called AmazingPhil. his close friendship with phil has caused people to romantically "ship" the two. his fanbase have labeled themselves as the "phandom" whom most are hell bent on proving dan and phil are both gay despite dan's denial and repeatedly saying he's straight, not to mention the famous "fyi i like vagina" which most of the phandom use as an inside joke.

dan howell danisnotonfire youtube

by fiestarose November 6, 2013

Dan Howell

A tall meme, YouTuber, and princess.

He/she is such a Dan Howell!

Look at this video I found, it's Dan Howell.

by Wearealltrash January 3, 2017

Dan Howell

Also known as:
•Heart-eyes Howell
•Dan "no home" Howell
•danisnotonfire
•Dan Lester
•Daniel James Howell
Definition: gay meme trash nerd who thinks he's straight but isn't; we all still love him though

In the Phan ship (Dan Howell and Phil Lester), I think we all know that Dan bottoms.

by The Fantabulous Fanqueen July 25, 2015

Howellbama

Nickname for the town of Howell, New Jersey. Thought to have originated from the large amount of farms, wilderness, and hick-like acting people in the town.

Ronnie: Hey I went to Howell yesterday to visit my cousins.

Chris: You mean Howellbama?

by pk3194 April 7, 2013