Housed

extremly intoxicated, the highest form of drunk possible.

Hurry up man, I'm trying to get housed before the night is done.

by mrauk August 16, 2008

hossenfeffer

The meat of a rabbit.

"Cook, bring me my hossenfeffer!"
"Hossenfeffer tastes yummy."

by Calebtimm May 13, 2005

Butt Housed

To get completely drunk

John: What'd you do last night?

Frank: Me and Walter got completely butt housed.

by Luciferrodeo February 12, 2009

Trojan Horsed

A higher form of betrayal or backstabbing usually done to those in a "Relationship." The person that has been betrayed is completely devastated and destroyed. Similar to what happened to Troy back in the day. The victim is sent into a whirlwind of depression as they are cascaded with ball bearings of sadness lasting from a few months to a few years; their life distorted. This is the worst form of betrayal.

Cheating
Lying - In a relationship (extreme circumstances)
More specifically lying about caring and loving an individual and leading them on when they have no feelings for them what so ever.
Using People in extreme circumstances. (Scamming Millions)

i.e Jill Trojan Horsed Jack, Jack believed Jill when she told him she loved him dearly while she was having a fling with James. Jack who had sacrificed a Stanford University scholarship to stay in the state to be with Jill - whom he intended on marrying was completely devastated.

by Eliminat0r August 3, 2010

hosed

the MIT version: to be completely mentally and physically exhausted from completing some form of academic work typically within the last 8 hours of it being due.

Man I am hosed, I stayed up all night finishing a pset.

by C May 13, 2005

hosed

to be intoxicated. to be drunk to the point of memory loss and the possibily of pissing the bed becomes high.

If we drink all these 40's we're gonna be hosed.

by Tony April 3, 2005

horsed

to be fucked by a male horse up ur bum without ur consent!

Mr Oller looked after a horse for a day and got a ass full of horse cum!

by el tit face August 19, 2003