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Hobby

An activity you perform which is not working or sleeping.
"Do you have a hobby, Jane?"

"I enjoy painting Russian dolls and dissolving cadavers in my basement."
by James Butlerino March 13, 2013
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Hooba-Looba-Foon

1.Crazy person, kind of like a oompa loompah.
2.When you have really poofy hair and you can't control it.
3.slut
1.Dont do that! your acting like a hooba-looba-foon!
2. Good morning Stacy. OH MY! WHATS WRONG WITH YOUR HAIR! you look like a hooba-looba-foon!!!
3.Get off my dad you fuckin hooba-looba-foon!
by hump_my_dump July 26, 2007
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Hooba

A type of sandwich containing Peanut Butter, Cheddar and Cucumber
That crazy Turkish guy is always eating Hooba Sandwich's
by simba84 August 27, 2008
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hobby farmer

Someone who enjoys all the perks of living on a farm whilst contributing absolutely jack shit to the national agricultural industry. Often observed sponging off the government by claiming every kind of grant or subsidy going like it's some kind of fucking give-away. A hobby farmer will own all the machinery and equipment necessary to run a successful working farm but with the slight oversight of not having any fucking livestock or crops. Not even chickens. Fingers like parsnips and trousers held up with baling twine, hobby farmers are often gayer than a handbag full of rainbows.
Michael: Will the hobby farmer be joining us?
John: No he's busy finishing off his dry stone wall so that real farmers can't sneak a look at all the food he isn't producing.
by xpanda1982 August 7, 2014
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hoob

A fictional fuzzy creature that hails from hoobland.
From the UK childrens TV series 'The Hoobs'
"The hoobs are going to visit the tiddly peeps
by Iver, Groove & Tula April 9, 2004
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Hobby Horse

A large, thick dick (resembles a Horse Cock) Hobby Ho
Miss Italy rode my hobby horse all night long!
by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008
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hoboby

the newborn child of two chronically homeless individuals. (hobo + baby = hoboby)
Even though Jack was born a hoboby, he has risen to become a wealthy hedge-fund manager.
by cincyhobofan April 5, 2011
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