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Homeless Rob

a Homeless guy that lives on a park bench, bums cigarettes at a gas station, lurks in your basement and smells like a 3rd world country
This nigga's been smoking ground cigarettes for the past 10 years, just like a Homeless Rob!
by pedophile Joe October 21, 2009
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homeless drunk

The state of intoxication when one is unable to get home without assistance from others. Thus, without assistance the drinker would be left homeless.
Man, I was practically homeless drunk last night. Without my sassy gay friend I never would have made it back.
by Sassy Gay Friend April 27, 2010
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homelessexual

A day trader or similar white-collar employee who has rough hairy intercourse with homeless people in their makeshift cardboard shelters.
Dave is such a homelessexual--he does the nasty with the nasty! He and the hobo did the dirty deed!
by Homeless Joe September 20, 2007
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Homeless Tan

The allure tone of skin that is only unique to homeless people, construction workers, state workers, or people who work outside all day every day without bathing.
Desmond, that motherfucker from Weatherford had the worst homeless tan I've ever seen!
by stm in texas May 22, 2011
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homeless

Just a normal person like you or I who didn't have much support growing up and ended up without a house. Some of these people are very intelligent, but just don't see a need to follow this "status quo" that everyone else follows. They understand that being lazy is something that is actually sought out for and not something to be ashamed of. All you assholes pretty much could've been a homeless person, but you barely escaped the gap. Shame on you assholes.
I have a 120 point IQ, yet I barely failed high school and now I'm homeless on the streets because my parents didn't want to harbor a high school dropout.
by PoidLover June 28, 2007
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Homeless Hot Pocket

A homeless person takes a dump on the sidewalk and another one pees on it and the one that dropped it picks it up and eats it
Hey joe look at those homeless people doin a Homeless Hot Pocket
by redneck101 November 21, 2013
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homoless

1)adj. Lacking in serious tone.

2)adj. One who severly enjoys fucking away his time.

3)n. See Justin Humrichouse
1) I hate it, he's so homoless we weren't able to decide within time how much booze we wanted.

2) You hear about Joe Nasser? I heard he fucked Tiana for seventeen hours straight.
by Sean Karabekir April 21, 2005
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