Horner

To put one's thumb in a woman's vagina

Dude, I totally hornered that chic last night

by Señor word August 29, 2013

hornery

So horny that you are crabby. Horny+Ornery

I haven't gotten laid in a week and I'm super hornery

by Jen9823 January 29, 2008

Cosmic Horner

someone who generally loves everything. this includes cock roaches.

"i've been a cosmic horner bad lately, even my sweat seemed romantic last night."

by redrobot September 24, 2005

horny horner

a horny young man, who unfortunitly can not have sexual intercourse with females so reduces himself to microwaving melons and fucking them (melon fucker).

your so ugly your a horny horner

by 69johnson69 September 7, 2010

hobber dobber

apply energy and enthusiasm out there on the field

Coach says to his practicing football players, "hobber dobber out there."

by Tom2 June 20, 2006

honer

A slang, somewhat derogatory, word for a Japanese person. Derived from the Japanese word for a Japanese person: Nihonjin. The least offensive of all the racist terms for a Japanese person.

I don't feel like going to the Japanese place and hanging out with a bunch of Honers all night.

by Shanji July 27, 2007

Jack Horner

Character in the movie Boogie Nights, he directs this famous porn scence with Dirt Diggler, and rollergirl, they both are forced to rehearse in front of Jack Horner the day of auditions. Jack Horner's reaction face on that scene was described as a kid in a candyshop.

Jack Horner: Wait a minute. You come into my house, my party, to tell me about the future? That the future is tape, videotape, and not film? That it's amateurs and not professionals? I'm a filmmaker, which is why I will never make a movie on tape.

by sim_io October 25, 2006