hypocrite

My Father/ most parents

Me: Stop talking shit
Him: Don't fuckin' swear you stupid little bitch, you're a horrible person and I hate you SO SHUT THE FUCK UP
Me: it's good to feel loved... HYPOCRITE

by Calamity Bec May 17, 2008

hypocrite

a person who says one thing, but does another

Jackie is such as hypocrite. She says she hates bands with women in them, yet she likes Killing Heidi. That band has a woman in it. What a hypocrite.

by Karen Stickney July 16, 2006

facebook hypocrite

a person who says they will never have a social networking profile and then gets one.

Suri:"Hey, did you hear Lucas got a facebook?"
Shiloh:"Really?, what a facebook hypocrite"
Suri:"I know"

by The Fantastic October 18, 2008

hypocrite

Someone who says one thing in an argument, then turns their back on what they said.

Kelly:"Ha ha, white girl can't jump, you!"
Sonya:"Hey, dumb fuck, you looked in the mirror lately, you are white!"

by Sonya September 23, 2003

hipocrite

1.)Someone who says something that even (s)he disagrees with.

2.) A person who is the exact opposite of what (s)he is.

3.)Anyone who discriminates against people or things that are just like them or that they do.

1.)Stoner: "Weed isn't good for you at all, man!" = HIPOCRITE!!
-or-
"Don't smoke weed!" = HIPOCRITE!!

2.)The Devil: "I am such a holy person!" = HIPOCRITE!!

3.)Whigger: "Dude, you gotta stop tryin to be some who you're not...just be yourself, dawg!" = HIPOCRITE!!

by Bones_25 January 9, 2008

hypocrite

One who criticizes for doing something then turns around and does the very thing to which he was objecting.

Saying that people need to get the sand out of their vagina for being too strict about following the rules and then being a douche a minute later in order to prove a baseless point.

by Angry Mob April 24, 2005

hypocrite

One who feigns qualities or morals they do not truthfully possess.

"Why do morons try to tell each-other that hypocrite literally means 'One who does something that he tells other people not to do'? Don't they know how to read a real fucking dictionary?"

by The Dark Lord Penisface January 1, 2006