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Skid Herding

The art of getting an army of skids behind you. To get a group of skids to act as one in your favor.
Root was in the act of skid herding when he realized he had made a fatal mistake... The skids had started to follow his every action in picking up all the hookers to try and "bio hack them".
by Fox with no fur November 6, 2018
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hard of hearing

A person who isn't deaf, but nor are they hearing. Often a hard of hearing person will feel like they have a "foot on both sides of the fence." Many people make the incorrect assumption that a hard of hearing person can hear everything, only less loudly. Group situations are very difficult for hard of hearing people, so many will avoid them.
When you're speaking to a hard of hearing person, you should be facing them, speaking in a clear, even voice, and make sure that you're annunciating your words properly.
by Maura T. January 9, 2009
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Turtle heading

When you have to take a poo ... Really bad, but don't have access to a bathroom. The poo pokes out of your butthole as you try to sqeeze it back in so you don't shit your pants. Much like the way a turtles head peeks in and out of it's shell.
Often you can tell if one is turtle heading because they will walk funny, from the effort it takes to keep from shitting their pants
Dude1: wow look that guy is walking funny!!
Dude2: hahaha yeah he's definitely turtle heading !!!
by Sexy blonde chick December 31, 2014
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Tonya Harding

The surprise kneecappin' of noobs to eliminate any future competition.
Dude, I knew if that fatass entered the match he'd own, so I put on a ski mask, hid outside his momma's house, and when he came home I totally Tonya Hardinged his ass!
by J. Knight June 29, 2004
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hoarding teh awesome

When something (usually in a group of things) is so awesome that it makes everything around it seem bad. This cool thing could be described as "hoarding teh awesome."
Mike: "That new CD I bought isn't very good. The first track was so kickass that all the other songs on the CD seemed awful by comparison."

Steve: "That song was totally hoarding teh awesome."
by SJS 3 January 12, 2009
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blue hearting

an act of playing with one's feelings; leading them on but you have no intention of getting it on with them
"gurrrrrl this guy is so into me but I'm just leading him on for the heck of it" "man that's a serious case of blue hearting"
by Marah Fabellera January 4, 2016
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hearing AIDS

What you might get if you have unprotected phone sex.
"What? I can't hear you. Let me turn up my hearing AIDS."
by Jack324 November 24, 2007
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