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JR Hayes

The Extreme Vocalist For Pig Destroyer
He Is Not A Man, But Imploding Noise In The Form Of A Man
by SaintJ44 March 26, 2009
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Willie Hayes

Defensive End for the North Central College Cardinals a Division 3 Powerhouse. Is known for his bone crushing hits and super human strength. Some people say earthquake are caused by the earths plates collided but it is actually when Willie Hayes drops his weights while he is Dead Lifting.
Wow, that kid is benching a shit ton, that must be Willie Hayes.
Is that a Tattoo on WIllie Hayes arm, or a weapon of Mass Destruction.
by Stingray A.K.A Big Diesel October 28, 2010
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sillyboy harness

A harness or leash for toddlers or unruly little tykes that a parent puts on the child while on outtings or shopping events to prevent the youngsters from becoming lost or getting into mischief.
Nancy's little brat goes wild when she takes him to the mall so she has to put a sillyboy harness on him to keep from having to chase him all over the place while she shops.
by timjb1 January 10, 2008
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hayes'd her

a very sleazy guy who defiles women...
pretend like you are a nice guy, get a girl to have sex with you, and then in a swift motion, bend her over and stick your cock and balls in her ass, making her bleed...and then finally you kick her ass out of bed, grab her clothes, throw them out the window, and throw her ass out the door...
by the r nizzle October 7, 2004
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Hannes

Someone who is sexy as fuck, and has an enchanting deep voice. He also could be your hot Swedish babe.
Did you see Hannes over there?

Yeah... He's so hot, I wanna rub his shaft...
by zKevinTheCat August 23, 2020
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Hannes

Big sexy chad that is a big GAMER and gaming
Oh you're gaming?
Yeah?
You must be a Hannes
by ImVeryGae.com December 1, 2020
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hanes paint

Term used to describe a wet fart.
I had to leave work this afternoon because I had a hanes paint incident.
by Johnny Tats December 1, 2007
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