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hawkward

The awkwardness that accompanies a group of unable bodies at the unfortunate institution called Illinois Tech, home of the Scarlet Hawks. Used to display dismay towards the general population of said school.
Just came back from a party at IIT, dang that sausage fest was hawkward.
by surreality June 26, 2008
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Hawkridge

Someone with pubes for hair, a high voice, and more stomach rolls than the michalin man.
Also another word for gay, high pitch, queerness.
*Sing in a high pitch voice while cleaning...* " You, I want to take you to the library!"

"You hawkridge! How dare you slap mah mother with a wet fish!"

OR

just simply say "HAWKRIDGE" in a gay high pitch voice!!!!!!
by Zanthian March 12, 2004
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Hawari

Hawari

A name given to a person who is a blind follower especially who defend lie.
Especially a follower of Imran khan.
Aby :Imran khan always speak truth and never take u turn.
Maz. Shutup you hawari
by Sidd20 March 1, 2019
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hawkward

An adjective to describe a situation that is so startling, so uncomfortable, so inspiring of speechlessness, it supercedes the constraints of the awkward turtle. May be used in instances of a particularly revealing Freudian slip.

Signed by pointing hands in opposing directions, locking the thumbs, and flapping. An accompanying screech is necessary.

Coined by an English TA at Florida State
I need a girlfriend to suck me dry -- I mean bleed me dry!! HAWKWARD!
by Feter December 6, 2007
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hawkward

Uncomfortable feeling (awkwardness) around some one that is "hawt".
Person 1: I totally just tripped into that hawt guy! ....

Person 2: Oh my gosh 0.0

Person 1: That was HAWKWARD ....
by Eliza Hooper October 28, 2011
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hawkward

1. (adjective) used to describe things that are awkward in the extreme.
Tommy(dialing up his bff):"HEY BITCH WHAT'S UP?!"

Friend's Mom(answered phone):"Hello Tommy, this is 'Bitch's' mom."

Tommy:"Well this is hawkward."
by mhmitsyourmom December 9, 2009
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the hawker

Taking a dump in someone's basement.
I used my lunch break to pull the Hawker on Ben.
by Papa Stevsie October 7, 2010
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