Blue Hankie

When a guy jizzes inside of his pants or in reference to said jizz.

Jennifer: How was your movie date with Steven?
Sara: Great, until I saw he had a blue hankie.

by LilBigDog May 26, 2015

Hanoi Plumber

When a woman lets her male lover shove a plunger handle in her asshole. The man then goes to the bathroom and fixes the leaky faucet the she has been complaining about for the last two weeks. Once the faucet is fixed, the man the relives himself (takes a shit) in her shoes that she is going to wear later to go have lunch with her friends.

I gave my wife a "Hanoi Plumber" yesterday and later on she brought me some leftovers from that restaurant we like some much.

by the "R" February 19, 2010

Nick Mother Fucking Hankins

the most bad ass mother fucker alive!

nick mother fucking hankins will pwn you at everything you live for

by 1234567891011 October 23, 2008

Hanking

Something or someone that is unbelievably nasty in either smell or appearance.

I found your jockstrap in the laundry basket. It was HANKING.

by hublotelite July 26, 2012

HaNoi

1. capital of Vietnam

2. a person who is too deep into Vietnamese culture

A: "You are so HaNoi, man"

B: "What do you think about pho-tai-sach-bo-vien at the Pho-something restaurant lately? It got a bit more salty."

A: ".... god..."

by theFirstAlibaba February 17, 2008

Hankie

A lie, or an extreme exageration.

"That's a Hankie," or "You just pulled a Hankie," or "You're a Hankie," or just simply "Hankie!"

by Bill Hanson December 28, 2007

Pink Hankie

A Pink hankie is when a man is pounding a girl up the backside and he then blows his nose on hr ass and uses the snot as lube

Haha isnt that classic

by Anonamous April 3, 2004