Hanlon Street Hustler

Word used primarily to describe young men who enjoy sex with old women, usually involving walking sticks, prune juice and lots of lube.

Retired Granny 1: Hey doris did you see that strapping young lad in ward 2.
Retired Granny 2: I sure did. He's such a hanlon street hustler.
Retired Granny 1: Hed be worth staying awake past 5pm for.
Retired Granny 2: OOHH edna you saucy minx!

by LOZZDOGGY October 16, 2008

Harland Williams

A Canadian-born comedian, able to make jokes out of any situation, hilarious man, pure comic genius.

Larry: I do say, that Harland Williams fellow sure is a riot.

Steve: I concur, he is quite the funny man.

by Joe Equals Zero. November 16, 2006

Hadland

The ultimate challenge taker. Has no real home and works through any problem or challenge with no fear - making everything right or overcoming any of natures beasts. Has an unfortunate affinity to woman and alcohol (due to hard work) and avoids fights out of fear of their own strength (and love of life). A person also of love, compassion, hardship and intelligence when needed. Avoid Hadland on a bad day, love them on a good one. God's child - no one sees what they see.

X : 'He is one hard Nigger' (Pronoun in place of Hadland - name is never used out of fear)

Y : ' Seriously misunderstood'

Z : ' Perfect'

by Mr Impossible October 30, 2010

hanloned

To be extremely intoxicated from a coworker encouraging you to drink increasing amounts of alcohol. See drunk, wasted, trashed.

I had to take a sick day because John got me hanloned last night.

by codeallday February 20, 2015

hananenebrainrot

Tik tok user hananenebrainrot aka my favorite mutual is so swag and cool

Person 1: hey bestie have you heard of hananenebrainrot 😦⁉
Person 2: no who tf is that 😒
Person 1: we are not friends anymore get in the mf bin

by Hanakossexyhakujoudai March 27, 2021

Harlan Spoilers

When you spoil a part of a game that has no actual relation to the plot of the story but rather a gameplay moment that would have been a realization of putting two and two together in game.

Friend 1: Oh did you guys see that you can make a pipe bomb in game?
Friend 2: Shush. Spoilers.
Friend 1: Classic case of Harlan Spoilers...

by NOT-TNTman May 27, 2023

max harlan

The optimization of a fuck boy. Always making jokes surrounding "eat my ass", and the occastinal "fucking your mom". Also consistently achieves a 0.01 GPA at Hopkins High School in Hopkins, Minnesota.

idiot ethan max harlan

by EMR976751 February 15, 2014