Hamper Hillbilly

a hillbilly or redneck who enjoys raping obese women, Using the tactic of hiding in their hampers until they are taking a poop. then jumping out and buttfucking their still shit covered Anus'

"OH SHIT! isa hamper hillbilly!" said Rosie O'Donnel
"ahh shit..." said Frankie Munez

by SEXMUFFIN-987654321987654321 June 13, 2010

Sausage Hamper

A homosexual act between two or more males. Were the penis is inserted into the rectum of the other participants.

I want to put my sock in your Sausage Hamper.

by hotforbrock March 4, 2011

hampter

any female's vagina, whether its a good one or a bad one, but preferably a good one

her hampter was so wet, i just slid right in

by the hxcest of hxc August 25, 2010

puerto rican hamper

when Tony G tries to see how much of his boyfriends dirty clothes he can stuff into his mouth at once

After my boyfriend mows the lawn, there's nothing like a puerto rican hamper to get into the mood

by scott May 11, 2004

shit hampers

Slang for a pair of flashy underwear e.g. Tommy Hilfiger boxer shorts, Primark limited edition briefs.

Yo Terence they are a fine pair of shit hampers you got on!

I think I just stained my best pair of shit hampers.

by ted61318 October 13, 2009

Meat Hamper

A Vagina that supplies satisfaction to the lonely Penis. A Slut's Vagina.

I can't seem to find anyone else to have sex with. Can i fill your Meat Hamper?

by Hairy biscuits November 7, 2009

Shower (or hamper)

A person who watches his sister(or brother) in the shower.

Hey shower, quit watching your sister!
hey hamper, quit watching your brother!

by aqui May 13, 2005