The Definition of Haley

Awesome, Amazing, Spectacular, Wonderful, Lovely, Beautiful, Fascinating, Incredible, Marvelous, Shocking, and Stunning.

In short, the most amazing person you will ever meet ;)

Wow, you are the Definition of Haley

by Paramorefan October 24, 2008

Van Halen

The Best Most Kick Ass Rock band ther ever is was and will ever be. Van Halen led by guitarist eddie van halen who cannot be stopped or topped.

Van Halen is the best period.

by Remember001 September 16, 2005

haley

A “Haley” is a woman of exceptional beauty, both inside and out. She is a tall drink of water, perched on endless legs with a supermodel body and hot, Eurochick looks. Sharp-featured and sharp-witted. A remarkable combination of angles and curves that pleases the eye in the same way that the infamous Golden Mean excites and calms. Exercise caution in her presence: The oceans of her blue eyes have sucked down better men than you. Her pale skin is smooth as alabaster, milky-white in its unsullied condition, muscles giving shape and form throughout. Her blonde hair drifts in light breezes and rewards anyone lucky enough to touch it with a laquer paintbrush richness and depth. In her hands and feet reside the magic of graceful movement, granted by lovely structure and length. Most astonishing though, is her loving spirit that sends out its own radar and bounces back to her, magnified and informative. Her soul is on free flight. Her love is powerful and unafraid. She will change your perception of yourself and everything around you. She is not for the feint of heart. Heaven forbid she ever smiles at you; once bitten, forever smitten. And should you delight in the sound of her laughter, you’d do well to remember the Sirens of ancient Greece who called many a man to shipwreck.

If you ever love a haley–and are loved back by one–consider yourself the luckiest person in the universe.

by lucagelfi November 15, 2010

Eddie Van Halen

Edward Lodewijk Van Halen, bornin Amsterdam, Holland. Brother of Alex Van Halen, started band Van Halen, and is depicted with his red white and black striped "Frankenstrat" guitar, and amazing riffs, especially "Eruption." He fought toungue/lip cancer, and is being called a racist for calling former rhythm guitarist for Nirvana, Pat Smear, a "dirty mexican."

"Man! Eddie Van Halen can really burn the axe!"

by Burning Zeppelin September 16, 2005

Haley S

the beautifulest girl in the world that all the guys want. the girl that has an amazing smile that will brighten your day whenever you see her. the girl that you could love forrevverr! the girl you can never get your eyes off of. the girl that will be your best friend forever. the most amazing girl you would ever know! (;

Dang, that girl is a Haley S?!

by D.T.M. November 30, 2011

Hale

Also known as the Persuader, he can persuade even Warren Buffet to give him a small loan of a million dollars and never pay him back. Enhanced interrogation techniques must be used if you’re ever going to get your money back. Desperately tries chasing after popularity by doing things he thinks are “cool,” like drinking. Destined to be a tax evader and have multiple government agencies on his ass.

Dude: Loan’s due. You got the cash?
Hale: I’ll get it to you tomorrow bro
Tomorrow
Dude: You know what I want.
Hale: Shit my bad maybe next week

A year later
Dude:Bruh give me my money already
Hale: What money now?

by xX_LordGaben69_Xx September 5, 2020

Halee

Halee is the sexiest name ever, they are very helpful, cute, and have a very kind heart.

Halee went to the market and bought some oranges.

by Morseha15 June 6, 2018