hot pocket 

when you ejaculate into an unsuspecting person's pocket.

Tom shot a hot pocket into Peter's pants, while Peter was passed out on the couch.

hot pocket by hotpocketman April 14, 2008

Hot Pocket 

Extremely attractive gay male under 5'5"

Man, look at that tight piece of ass over there! He's such a hot pocket. I want to put him on my dick and spin him around.

Hot Pocket by meangay September 23, 2010

Hot Pocket 

The act of shitting in a tanning bed and letting it bake for 15-20 minutes, or until the edges are golden brown.

I was so upset with Tan City that I left a hot pocket in booth #3.

Hot Pocket by DixieCupDrinker December 9, 2010

Hot Pocket 

Falling off ones skateboard in such a way that they land on their side. It usually happens when you lean back too far.

"I went for a kickflip down that set but I was leaning back too far and I hot pocketed"

Hot Pocket by FHS Voltaire November 4, 2009

Hot Pocket 

A short, attractive gay man - so small, he looks as though he can fit into your pocket.

I just love to pick up hot pockets at the gay bar.

Hot Pocket by fluffyqueer December 28, 2005

hot pocket 

a food used during early morning sex. when there is only one, you bite, chew, make out, regurgitate into your partners mouth, take another bite, lather, rinse, repeat.

no one knows how they can waffle so early in the morning, they believe the stamina is in the hot pocket

hot pocket by yourmomeatswaffles April 9, 2007

Hot Pocket 

n. A term given to attractive women who commits to attend friendly engagements but fails to follow through.

Thus the phrase, "hot and flakey" (A homonym phrase to that of an actual hot pocket).

Eric: Hey pretty lady. What time do you want me to pick you up?
Helen: Oh, about that...Something came up, I don't think I can go today.
Eric: You're such a hot pocket!

Hot Pocket by atypicaleric December 14, 2010