HoJacked

This is when your girlfriend gets stolen by another guy

My bitch was HoJacked :(

by GeorgeGilbert February 7, 2013

Hōjshiflé

When you go down on a girl (or guy) and there's lil bits of toilet paper stuck to their butt, pubes, taint, hole, balls, lips, clit, area and you have to work around it.

Dude I ate her out and I ended up with a mouth full of Hōjshiflés!

by BuzzNAcid September 11, 2018

hojigga

Someone who is a homosexual jewish nigger.

"that hojigga stole my bike!"

by dildo August 3, 2004

hojeez

a fuck-up

you made a hojeez with that parking job there.

by Grady March 26, 2003

Hojass

Term used to describe someone who is extremely hot, with an extremely hot ass, who is also jewish. Hot-Jewish-Ass

"Can I offer you a little Hojass with your unleven bread and Manishevitz wine?"

"why you most certainly can if you serve it up in those fine pants. I like the way your junk fights with the fabric"

by luluintoronto November 29, 2007

hojae

A kid who is really hilarious and a great basketball player who will exceed in school at home with his family overall Hojae is a joyfull person to be around and is very lucky with the ladies as he is found sexually attractive.

Wow it's Hojae he's so cool
Wow it's Hojae o my god

by Candrew February 16, 2017

hojamica

Usually an empty fry bin, this device is used to shame an already shamed idiot of a human being. It is worn by the offender as a hat of sorts, with grease and salt rubbing off into his or her hair. First used on Daniel Hojecki.

Heh Hojecki wont throw out the garbage, make him wear his hojamica!

by Paul June 3, 2004