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Hailey

A beautiful insanely crazy bitch with a huge ass she will ride you like a bull she's a great friend and is always there and the boy she loves she pretends to hate some times but we all know she loves him she will fuck you up if u tryna fight she is beautiful,fierce, ass on fleek, and a amazing friend she is very protective over her friends so don't fuck with them
Hailey~ I heard you was talking about my friend

Ashley~ yeah so what
Hailey~bitch we can go right now IDGAF I don't know who you think you is
by Kat_marie_0203 January 27, 2017
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haley lake

A nice big lake that houses catfishes that usually grow to about 2 feet.
Let's go catch some catfish at Haley Lake
by Haleylover1128 December 23, 2016
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Harley

An amazing beautiful woman that can be described as beyond amazing. She can light up a room by simply walking in to it and her smile will melt your heart. The best friend you could ever ask for. Also a kick ass mother and kinda a badass if you cross her.
Harley is so amazing and beautiful she puts the stars in the sky to shame but if you cross her she want think twice befor pulling out her 9 and show you a shooting star
by Jdub brown November 11, 2019
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The Haley Curse

People named ‘Haley’ (or any alternative such as Hailey, Halley, Hayley, Hayleigh, etc.) are fated to die by 30 years old. Just think about it, have you ever met a middle-aged person named Haley? Another consideration: what happened to Haley Hotchner in Criminal Minds?
random person: Actually it’s because the name ‘Haley’ only became an accepted name in the past 20 years or so

you, an intellectual: how about Halley’s Comet then?

random person: You’re right, it must be the Haley curse
by Haley Activist April 24, 2021
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Brent Hately

Brent Hatley, also known as Bort, is a radio "personality" and former producer on The Howard Stern Show and Bubba The Love Sponge. All before hard drugs landed him in the gutter. Brunt then had an embarrassing stint on Twitch featuring drunk antics between him and his pig wife Katelyn. Broke's last break came through OnlyFans, wherein his shemale soulmate gets railed by any amount of BBCs they can find. Bert films it on his phone while eating Nerds and yanking his limp dick. Their videos are often confused for animal porn.

Blunt used to be in the Marines and will never let you forget it. He is desperate for respect and to scare off trolls. Of course neither will ever happen. Bloat ejaculates at the thought of making a citizen's arrest. His political views are largely influenced by The Joker, whose likeness is tattooed on Blotch's flabby arm. Blurb also detests religion, so he ironically worships Satan. Please note that Bart's brain didn't make it past middle school.

Bleak's only reasons for living are weed, heavy metal and cuckold orgies. Anyone who puts down his lifestyle is a Jimmy McSally. Breet once rated himself a 7, despite his beastly resemblance to Uncle Fester and unmasked Darth Vader. People say his wife looks like Mona Lisa if she were from a trailer park. Weightlyn sells herself, as well as dirty undies and butthole keychains. She's the breadwinner of their rented room.

All steamy details to be included in Brent's biography, The Adventures of Cuckleberry Finn.
Look, it's Brent Hately. You know, the guy tugging his weewee in the corner of a motel room.
by BortOPotty October 27, 2023
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Halley

Halley is a name given only to the most elegant females. Smart, kind, funny, athletic, beautiful…these are but some of the qualities that make a Halley.

Halley is always there to pick you up and lend a hand, no matter what the problem may be. She’ll always find a way to make you smile, no matter how sad you may be. She is strong and independent, but also gentle and loving. Although shy at times, nothing stops her from achieving what she wants. Diverse in many areas, she truly is a role model. If you’re lucky enough to find yourself a Halley, do yourself a favor and never let her go.

Halley is simply perfection.
“I found myself a Halley.”
You’re an extremely lucky boy…”
by I<3<3<3<3Halley June 21, 2011
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Hayley

The most beautiful girl in the world. She is amazingly creative and has big gorgeous eyes that you can get lost in. She will sacrifice anything for her family and maybe a tad crazy at times. You learn to love it and everything about her.
hey whats your new girl friend's name
Hayley
your a lucky man
by quartermasterb December 19, 2011
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