Pronounced like onion with 'Gr' in front, and usually in the plural.
Singular: - A left (or right) sailor's testicle that has been grossly inflated by a true 'blow' job in some stinking back-street Asian or Arab port during shore leave.
Plural - (Gronions) The worst scenario. Both balls about to explode through over-inflation, usually brought about by the aforesaid vicious fellatio, but with the added intervention of the house madam sticking a finger up the rectum at the same time.
Singular: - A left (or right) sailor's testicle that has been grossly inflated by a true 'blow' job in some stinking back-street Asian or Arab port during shore leave.
Plural - (Gronions) The worst scenario. Both balls about to explode through over-inflation, usually brought about by the aforesaid vicious fellatio, but with the added intervention of the house madam sticking a finger up the rectum at the same time.
Ship's Doctor:
'You seem to have a severe case of the Gronions'.
Sailor:
'Is there any cure?'
Ship's Doctor:
'No; but if you're willing, I suggest you donate one to Arsenal and the other to Man. U.'
'You seem to have a severe case of the Gronions'.
Sailor:
'Is there any cure?'
Ship's Doctor:
'No; but if you're willing, I suggest you donate one to Arsenal and the other to Man. U.'
by Albert Woods September 27, 2007
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ash : i just gave some loser hal a chelsea smile.
John : who did he support
ash: arsenal
john: goonige blud
John : who did he support
ash: arsenal
john: goonige blud
by ash hart January 15, 2007
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Gronibard's stage performance usually consists of the band members either naked or crossdressing resulting in a funny yet brutal concert.
Gronibard's stage performance usually consists of the band members either naked or crossdressing resulting in a funny yet brutal concert.
"Do you know the band Gronibard?"
"Yes, why?"
"Do you recall the name of their vocalist at all?"
"Yeah his name is Anal Capone I believe."
"Yes, why?"
"Do you recall the name of their vocalist at all?"
"Yeah his name is Anal Capone I believe."
by TimKretschmer July 29, 2009
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Goon: A large piece of scrap metal just bonked me on the head cause I think that girl just hypnotized me with that sexy smile lets enjoy some foosball and beer bong. Yyyyyeah!
Zacky: HAHA so true yo, I don't understand but damn you make a good point.
Goon: Its goonition, you fell for it.
Zacky: HAHA so true yo, I don't understand but damn you make a good point.
Goon: Its goonition, you fell for it.
by Goondued November 5, 2011
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