grating the cheese

The act of performing oral sex on a woman with a yest infection.

I was grating the cheese on this girl and after I needed a breath mint, bad.

by Eric B January 15, 2004

groading

Taking the piss (UK version) out of a groad - ie a "fat chick" - in a public forum.

Pep gave Elora a groading in SC2 the other day.

Those Ladies Who Lunch (Too Much) deserve every groading they get.

by Pserendipity July 28, 2011

groaning pains

Most specifically pointed at the older & aging generation upon more frequent and recurring joint and muscle pain. Unlike kids “growing pains” which refer to aches and pains associated with bone, joint and muscle growth.
Typically occurs during the morning hours, within and post exercise and with more prolonged duration.

“Man, these groaning pains are killing me today, even 4 days after my workout”

“My knuckle joints are really firing on groaning pains this morning”

by deckfilma40 February 18, 2009

grooting

The act and fetish of having intercourse with a person using a branch or twig while repeatedly saying "I am groot"

I am totally into grooting

by kdl850 August 11, 2014

goating

to pee or urinate

i walked in on her while she was goating

by kayla and jennie March 2, 2004

Billy Goating

Just prior to a woman performing felatio, you shave your testicular region and keep the shavings in your clenched fist. Upon fruition, the male makes his deposit on his victims chin, then immediately throws the hair in his fist on to the lucky ladie's face. The hair that remains will form a lovely Billy goat beard on her chin.

Rhonwe just caught Jeff Billy Goating the babysitter.

by Pappa Lang May 22, 2015

Grating the cheese

When one emits a fart that sounds choppy and disconnected.

random guy: blup. blup. blup. blup.blup.blup.blupblupblupblup.

random girl: (to friend) eew! did you just here that guy?!?!?!?! he was totally grating the cheese!

by SirGawinisaballetphreek May 2, 2010