A 6’4 male who always makes fun of people shorter than him due to the fact they are simply inferior and are not worth his attention.
Good day
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God, griff is griff
by GXWL March 23, 2021

a Griff is a guy you had no idea existed 5 months ago, but has now changed your whole life into something amazing. Griff is a kind, loving and funny dude. if you find a Griff don't let him get away, this guy is one of the biggest blessings you will ever receive.
Annie: "Wow T, you have been glowing with joy lately!"
T: "That's because I have a Griff in my life."
T: "That's because I have a Griff in my life."
by pink Whitney Houston March 8, 2022

Griffe is a guy who is compared with the famous Family Guy character Peter Griffin. Griffe is a guy who is fat, stupid and is always hungry. Griffe has a very sensible temper, he can go from happy to angry in one second.
by Frankenstein1337 November 29, 2019

by Grifffffffff July 9, 2019

A person who instantly becomes rushed when alerted about a situation that will dent his/her paper stacks.
Why is he in P. Griff mode?".... "Dude, he thought the late fees on movie rentals was only a dollar, but I just told him it is actually $3.80 PER night!!
by JWishesIII January 18, 2011

the act of luring unsuspecting adults in to your dms only to surprise attack them with a "I'm a minor have fun in jail noncey boy" and then use age regression as a way out.
by horsefondler55 August 4, 2021
