Pregnancy

‘Bout 9 months

Pregnancy takes about nine months.

by Biggggg boyyyyys October 15, 2019

beer pregnancy

A condition where a woman temporarily develops a huge stomach, not from pregnancy or weight gain, but from ingesting copious amounts of beer.

John: "Lizzy sure let herself go, look at her beer belly!"
Mark: "Don't worry thats just her beer pregnancy, she's beer pregnant."

Lizzy: "God I look fat, thank god it's just a beer pregnancy."

by Tom Steven April 11, 2008

Teen pregnancy

Don't do it stupid

Are you in teen pregnancy?

by Caramelcam February 23, 2019

pregnancy shot

When you shoot your load so far that it would for sure get a girl pregnant.

I was fucking my girl last night and when I pulled out I came so far it went over her head. That was almost a pregnancy shot!

by onemanwinner April 18, 2017

Pregnancy Jousting

The process of two pregnant women, running for a head on collision course for each other. Just before the collision both women jump towards each other, colliding bumps with extreme amounts of force. Only the strongest baby survives.

Women 1: ''I'm 7 Months Pregnant''
Women 2: ''Cool, I'm 8 months in, wanna do some Pregnancy Jousting''

by ChromaKier January 15, 2020

Pregnancy pistol

“Pregnancy pistol” is the long term word for “pp”

Julia: “what does pp even stand for?”

Me: “oh! You mean pregnancy pistol?!”

Julia: “shoot me”

by Sary gakaj February 18, 2022

Roll Pregnancy

When someone is so incredibly fat that their body rolls are big enough to contain a person. This is generally found in animals and not humans for example; a pug, or a chihuahua that has been largely overfed may have large enough body rolls to contain another one of their breed.

John: Phillippe wtf are you doing in my fat?

Phillippe: Shh I'm hiding from the mall cops, now let me just inseminate your fat ass body rolls and make you roll pregnant for awhile

John: Wow would've never guessed I'd go through Roll Pregnancy

by lil big johnny April 5, 2020