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GOON Squad

A group of guys, that are sworn to cause trouble where ever they go. They tend to rough up anyone that comes in their way, and no one questions their behavior. They're always looking for a good time, whether it's a drive-by, a jam session, harmful pranks, trolling, or Nerf gun wars, either way they're gonna get stuff done. If you ain't runnin' with them, run from 'em, because they are goons! To avoid being busted by the po-po, they may also live under pseudonyms. The most advanced GOON Squad members are usually in a more secret society called "The GOON Squad Elite". The female version is called a "GOONette Squad".
Yo! See those goons? They're part of the GOON Squad Elite!
by GOONCaptain February 13, 2013
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Goon Yum Bing

Derived from the Cantonese slang, which literally means "Buddha soldier." It's chinese slang used as a noun to describe that that a guy is doing favors for a girl in which he has a crush on, and hoping to gain her affection in return by being nice and available to her.

However, the girl, in return, would treat him as a tool when she needs a guy to talk to, provide her favours, and to company her other selfish needs when her boyfriend or someone she sees is not available to her, and that never would never be the "Goon Yum Bing" himself.

A "Goon Yum Bing" is quite simular to a Cuddle Bitch, in which a guy whom a girl chooses to cuddle, spoon, watch movies, and/or to share her feelings with, but will never get to engage in any kind of sexual relations with the girl. He usually makes up for the lack of intimacy in that females relationship.

A "Goon Yum Bing" usually have low self-esteem and won't have the guts to decline the girl's request, thus making him being used in every way possible. The girl usually knows that the "Goon Yum Bing" likes her but she will continue to use him, further solidifying his status as a "Goon Yum Bing."

In the end, if the "Goon Yum Bing" manages to dig up his courage to confess his feelings to her, he will surely get rejected regardless if she is single or not.
1. Jack Liu is a true Goon Yum Bing. He does endless favors for Karen and patiently waits for her call every night while she is sucking some other guy's cock during that moment.

2. Quit doing favours and being so nice to her! She is just takng advantage of you by making you as her Goon Yum Bing.
by Jack Liu November 20, 2007
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goon face

the -_- facee .
yo i wanted to smash but i got cock blocked GOON FACE
by stefffffffiboooo July 30, 2010
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goon digger

a female who pretends to be sexually interested in a man just to get at his goon supply, which he is usually carrying on his person at this time. When the female satisfies her goon cravings by consuming enough of his goon bag or somehow coming up with her own goon bag she will lose interest in the male
"your not just some goon digger interested in me only for my goon supplies are you ?"
by John Gould June 28, 2006
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Goon sack

An Australian term for cask wine drank straight from the sack. A cheap way to get drunk quickly. Often the sack is then inflated, much to the amusement of the now quite drunk owner...
Mason: What you drinking this Friday night?
Tommy: Goon sack mate...
by goonsack September 26, 2010
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goon rules

it's like
1.if you can't beat 'em then you pop 'em
2.You can't man 'em then you mop 'em,
3.You can't stand 'em then you drop 'em,
lil wayne-a milli

I go by them goon rules if you can't beat 'em then you pop 'em
You can't man 'em then you mop 'em,
You can't stand 'em then you drop 'em,
You pop 'em 'cause we pop 'em like Orville Redenbacher!!
Motherfucker I'm ill
by MiZz eShA MaRiE October 14, 2008
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Goon sack

A silver sack filled with cheap wine which is found within a cardboard box. Drunk by youths in Australia due to its low cost however it promtes vomiting due to its awful taste.
Hey, you want to get and get a goon sack and get maggot
by michellecats October 1, 2006
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