Oh my goodness

When you wanna say “Oh my god” but your mom is next to you and you know she will say “don’t use gods name in vain” Being the appropriate respectful child you are you say oh my goodness and you mom gives you that fake smile really meaning I dare you to say oh my god.

Sees someone fall “oh my goodness are you ok?”

by Aryana November 7, 2017

To goon

To masterbate addictively, obsessively, and with no control over yourself. A person who goons is a gooner. Reddit is filled with gooners who spend long hours daily, gooning to porn and getting nothing else done.

I met a guy at the gym, but I heard he likes to goon so I’m not wasting time on him.

by Hot Writer September 3, 2022

Goon Spoon

a shovel

"Go pick up that goon spoon and start digging a hole."

by thebiestsc October 18, 2008

goodness

the best human being to ever walk the earth...

omg its goodness

by mi no care September 30, 2017

politically correct goon squads

A group of indivuals that use tatic aganist people who are politically incorrect.

I recently seen a Cartoon that I used to watch when I was a kid. But now it was all censored no thank to the Politically Correct Goon Squads

by BruinKiller3469 March 22, 2009

sloth ass goon

a lazy ass nigga, who always has other people do his shit for him.

manny provencio is such a sloth ass goon because he has sinista do everything for him.

by Barry Lamar April 3, 2008

Booty Goon

Original term has evolved to mean a homosexual male with a thuggish appearance or personality.

He talking all that gangsta sh*t in the street but errybody know he a booty goon.

by Frictionmaker November 15, 2015