gaming goldilocks 

If you try to hard on a game you are called a sweat but when you don't try enough you are called trash the gaming goldilocks is a zone in the middle of these two things called casual gaming

“I got called a sweat at a game then called trash what do i do?”
“Try in the middle its called the gaming goldilocks”

gaming goldilocks by Pineapple tastes awful June 14, 2021

Reverse Goldilocks 

Is when you pee inside of a girls, vagina or butt and let her squirt it back out back all over your body

I was with her last night and we did the Reverse Goldilocks move for the first time

Reverse Goldilocks by Raw_meat1992 March 13, 2023

goldiflock 

a thug gang of seagulls that breaks into a bear's house and eats all the porridge

did you hear that BearWilliam was attacked by a goldiflock last week?

no fucking way!

goldiflock by sqweeeeeeen July 23, 2019

Goldiglocks

A blond gun expert, who hates everyone and would kill to get the cops off his ass. He swears a lot, and if you question his expertise he shall reply with some gold plated bullets and throw a slur at you in his heavy american accent.

Although this isn't always the case he also knows his way around knives and nuclear missiles.

Person 1: See goldiglocks over there?
Person 2: Yeah, but keep it down, he's got a gun at his hip!

Goldiglocks by TheSchmer September 29, 2020

Goldicocksing 

Trying out many different dicks in order to find the most suitable one, preferably attached to an acceptable man.

She ran through those dudes like goldicocksing was her fulltime job before she found her perfect penis.

Goldicocksing by tttarafied February 25, 2022

Golfdilocks 

A golfer who only plays in weather that's just right. Not too hot, not too cold. No rain, no snow

You know Ron won't play today, he's Golfdilocks and it's only 62 degrees out.

Golfdilocks by Pynball22 April 22, 2022

Goldielocksing 

A term coined by Civvie11 where by you bang multiple woman from the same bloodline to distinguish the differences in evolution over time in order to find the one that is just right for you, with all of this typically happening at a party.

Friend 1: Hey, remember Dave?
Friend 2:Oh yeah, that weirdo. I swear he had the weirdest habits and the strangest names for them.

Friend 1: Like what?
Friend 2: Goldielocksing.
Friend 1: What?

Goldielocksing by The hidden troll June 22, 2023