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give the bird

flip/give somebody the bird
to make a very impolite sign by raising your middle finger towards someone in order to show that you are angry with them
If he shout at me like that I will give the bird to him.
by Aleksey again November 3, 2013
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I don't give a bakers fuck

Used to express not giving a fuck, but when not giving a fuck doesn't go far enough. A bakers fuck has an inverse relationship to a bakers dozen. Where a bakers dozen includes one extra, a bakers fuck includes one less. Hence, not giving a bakers fuck is giving even less fucks than usual.

The delivery is very important. You must always have a slight pause after the bakers and heavily emphasize the fuck.
Steve: Dude, this new vegan protein shake really hit the spot.

Zach: I don't give a bakers fuck about your vegan protein.
by zackgee July 12, 2016
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Milwaukee goiter

An exceeding large belly resulting from the consumption of large quantities of beer over an extended period of time.
My dad used to drink a case of beer a day and by the time he was 50 he had a huge Milwaukee goiter.
by Legendary D June 21, 2009
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I Don't Give a Fuck

Whenever you say that you don't give a fuck..you must not give a fuck FULLY. You dont give half a fuck, a quarter fuck..You don't give a mother or a brother fuck..YOU DO NOT GIVE ANY AMOUNT OF FUCK. You have to be stingy with your fucks..protect them..Like drops of water in a drought, such are your fucks..and you do not give them..EVER
Person: Help! I am dangling off a cliff..I am about to fall to my death! I need a fuck to save me!!
Me: Sorry..I don't give a fuck..
Person: But I will die! I just need ONE LITTLE FUCK!!
Me: Hold on let me just looook....Nope sorry..I have no fucks to give..
by SpecklemyFreckle January 2, 2017
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give me your cock

A phrase someone says when they want a person's cock.
Jim: How are you doing today, Dave?
Dave: give me your cock, Jim.
by 23dogeman23 May 22, 2020
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i dont give a fuck

This phrase is one of a kind. It has utmost emphasis and is a prime example of when someone does not care. The phrase is not to be used in a public environment unless you truly "Don't give a fuck". This slang sentence is used primarily when under criticism, because when you don't care what somebody else says, whip out an "I don't give a fuck!" and they'll shut their fucking mouths ;)
by Christopher Campbell December 26, 2008
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