goofer

someone who is "goofy".
ie. they goof up regularly.

James Rowell got a new diesel car and filled it up with petrol. What a goofer.

by woodpidgeon September 18, 2003

goiter

Typically a female housemate who without cause upsets fellow housemates with constant whinging. The goiter is always the victim regardless of consequence. A goiter lives in a constant state of depression and solitude, their depression is compounded by intercourse with as many as 1 to 2 randoms every weekend in her search for love. A female goiter enjoys detailing in graphic detail to female housemates vaginal problems postcoital with said randoms. Partying with a goiter should be avoided at all costs for fear of ruining your own fun.

"Oh my god, she is such a goiter!", "Fucking goiter!", "Goiter!"

by Ezascanbe July 29, 2005

goiter

Goiter can also be caused by eating soy and soy-based foods like tofu.

If more people realized that humans are supposed to eat meat in addition to vegetables, goiter wouldn't be a significant problem.

by pre-med student May 7, 2003

goiter

a random lump of fat and extra skin that does belong wherever it is found. gross

Chris: dude, look at that huge goiter. i could make friends with it

by Topher40 June 9, 2007

golfer

Slang for lesbian, comes from the fact that many WPGA golfers are lesbians

That butch chick is a total golfer.

by Leeny Powers September 13, 2005

golfer

A black person. An African-American.

That Swedish supermodel married a golfer?

by TVL November 3, 2004

midnight golfer

someone who chases balls in the dark, or likes to putt in the rough. A homsexual male.

Yo, I don't care what you say -- any dude who cries at the end of Brokeback Mountain is a midnight golfer for sure.

by the avi February 2, 2006