goated

person with lots of goats

goat seller: goats! get your goats for sale!! i have 56 goats and they all need to go!!

goat buyer: wow sir your goated how much for one of your fine goats

by jimmyguy125 January 9, 2021

Involuntary Goatee

When a guy slips shaving his face and his only options are to shave it all or shave a goatee and he ops for the latter.

Friend: Haha, Just because you grow a goatee doesn't mean you'll gain any of Chuck Norris's other powers.

Shaving Victim: Nah, man, this is an Involuntary Goatee. I slipped shavin and it was between this and lookin like a twelve year old.

Friend: Oh, shit, I'm sorry man. Maybe getting carded to buy cigs will motivate you to find a good barber shop.

by Pringlescan July 24, 2009

ed's goatee

The manliest of all facial hair. Ed's goatee is everything that is wanted or desired by women. Other men wish they could have Ed's goatee. Chuck Norris is only CHuck Norris, because he started with Ed's goatee.

Jeez, I can't get women to talk to me...I wish I could grow Ed's goatee.

by Richard Potato September 2, 2014

mole goatee

A mole goatee occurs is a condition that develops when a person with a hairy mole doesn't attempt to cut the hair, aside from manicuring it to be more like a traditional chin goatee. Furthermore, many times the molehair appear to resemble pubes.

"Dude, the attendant at the corner jiffy mart had an insane mole goatee going on. The hair was about an inch long and nearly hid his mole. I wanted to grab him by it and yell "What in the fuck are you doing man? Shave that shit, no one wants to see that"".

by rishnipishni January 14, 2007

Lord GOATwaithe

Noun:
Greatest that the world has ever seen.

Verb:
1. Ability to change the landscape of a match to portrait.
2. An act in football wherein a player scores a Hat-Trick within the last minute of a match to win it.

Comparisons: NOBODY
Antonyms: LengLOL
Synonyms: La Pulga, El Pistolero, El Tiburón

1. Lord GOATwaithe is Aladeen.
2. Only once has a Lord GOATwaithe been done, even that was in Sunday League.
3. Roses are red, violets are blue, Lord GOATwaithe is way too good to say SIUUUU.

by Scam de Futanari Connoisseur February 3, 2021

Goated On The Sticks

Roman Czorno at fort.

Dereck: Yo, that kid can crank 90s like a god
Evan: Yeah that’s rczorno. The mans goated on the sticks

by JackQuincy69 October 30, 2019

Goathammer

A person originating from Hull, or following its practices.

Bob was a real goathammer"

by Anonymoustache December 5, 2004