when a nurse is changing an old mans diaper only to find that he has ejaculated in his adult diaper.
I fuckin hate workin at the old folks home. Benjamin always has a slimy geezer suprise waitin for me in the morning.
by caleb is not my real name July 6, 2010
Get the slimy geezer suprise mug.Pronounced "double-jeezer": when your girl joins you in the bathtub, wraps her legs around you, presses her anus against yours and farts into it.
My girl just gave me a double geezer! Turned the bathtub into a huge fart bong. I can still feel that shit!
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