Gaydar

The ability/skill to detect homosexual tendencies or traits in regular, heterosexual looking people.

Ex. 1
*John walks out of the restroom*
Dave : Hey John, where have you been?
John : Oh, I was in the restroom getting fucked in the ass by Mike.
Dave : What!? You're gay!? Man, my gaydar must be broken.


Ex. 2

Joe : God, I TOTALLY wanna bang that girl
Tony : Yeah...me...too...she's...hot?
Shaun : Man, Tony, you're setting off my gaydar. You probably love big fat cocks.
Tony : Damn it, Shaun, your gaydar is too good. Now unzip your pants and let me suck you dry!

Ex. 3

Darl : Fuck, my back hurts.
Joe : Do you want me to give you a back massage?
Darl : ...do you hear that? That's my gaydar going off. And all signs of 'gay' are pointing towards you.
Joe : Fuck you, man. I just wanted to give you a nice back massage...that's all...then maybe afterwards I can stick my dick up your ass
Darl : Well, that's my cue to leave...so uhh...yeah, I'll see you when you...uhh...turn straight.

by Dipset11388 January 16, 2009

gayfay

one who is a lame pillow bitter that uses q's instead of g's.

Eric is one huge gayfay.

by Jesus Christtt January 12, 2009

GayWay Drug

When a drug is so good, you don't realize you're making out/sleeping with someone of the same sex.

"I'm never doing that shit again! It's a GayWay drug! I was so high last night, I ended up making out with Jeffery!"

by roach632 September 4, 2016

gaygaygugugaga

a twitter user that only tweets about fishballs, chew chew jokes, being a new account on twitter which is not true, and impersonating ariana grande.

a: wanna hear a joke?
b: notchu being possessed by gaygaygugugaga aka tiki torch

by skkdvivjenendkckbal October 12, 2020

The gaygaygay

The KKK of gay people. A group run by gay people trying to rid of all the heterosexuals in the world and pursue in their freakish ways.

The gaygaygay murdered my friend Grayson because he deadnamed a trannie in our school.

by Gussie75019 May 30, 2021

atl-trained gaydar

The advantage of growing up in Atlanta around gays.

The ability to spot and identify any gay man or woman, undercover or flaming.

Me: "is that one gay Jen?"
JVu: "My atl-trained gaydar tells me you are correct!"
Me: "Daaang that atl-trained gaydar never fails huh?!"

by Trangalang2202 October 24, 2011

national kaitlyn is gay day

This is a day that is every day of the year where Kaitlyn’s all around the wourld can make out with there non-existent girlfriends because they are lonely. Go have fun making out with no one you lonely person.

Definition of national Kaitlyn is gay day
Person 1:Hey it’s nation Kaitlyn is gay day bro
Person 2: why do you care Your lonely any way
Person 1:go suck a dick
Person 2:fuck you im gay

by Some gay bitch October 17, 2021