The waves emitted by a homosexual man. These waves have been known to alter sexual preference in cases of prolonged exposure to a source. They can also cause malignant growth, with higher frequency of cases in the testicles and colon. Gay Rays are the chief mechanism behind "gay-dar". Until recently, gay-dar was an unexplained phenomenon, denoted to being mainly intuition base. It is now known that gay-dar picks up on the waves emitted by homosexual men.

"Neil, I think you're slowly turning me gay."
"Yeah, it's the Gay Rays."
"Oh. Also I think I have cancer."
"I told you to buy that lead apron."
Gay Rays

Gay Rays by CoffeyHaus134 December 11, 2010

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gayray

gayray and browneye have similar meaningthe anus, the poop shoot, the cornhole, the bung hole, the "hershey highway"
Your Asshole.

GayRay is the act of showing someone your unwiped or soiled anus; usually used as a taunt.
1. browneye
The eye that don't wink, it only stinks
"How about you let me put it in your gayray/browneye?"
I'd rather DryBone he/she gayray
Your bung hole .. Make sure you wash your gayray
I was doing a GayRay when her bowels exploded over my choad.
your anus
i put it right up his gayray last night when he was sleeping.what a fuss she made anybody would think id done something wrong
GayRay is the act of showing someone your unwiped or soiled anus; (common practice with Gays in Texas)
"Hey your gayray stinks"

gayray by Robert Blooms AKA May 19, 2007

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gayrassment

When a person having homosexual tendencies tries to harass a straight male or female. Tries to hit them with cheap shots wrapped behind a facade of friendly behaviour.

A: Hey mate, John bombarded me with a plethora of gayrassment over the phone the other day.
B: Oh, yeah? Mate you gotta be more firm against him. Or maybe just shrug him off. He is a faggot anyway.

gayrassment by NikkiBenz4rMayor January 29, 2015

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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