The waves emitted by a homosexual man. These waves have been known to alter sexual preference in cases of prolonged exposure to a source. They can also cause malignant growth, with higher frequency of cases in the testicles and colon. Gay Rays are the chief mechanism behind "gay-dar". Until recently, gay-dar was an unexplained phenomenon, denoted to being mainly intuition base. It is now known that gay-dar picks up on the waves emitted by homosexual men.
"Neil, I think you're slowly turning me gay."
"Yeah, it's the Gay Rays."
"Oh. Also I think I have cancer."
"I told you to buy that lead apron."
Gay Rays
gayray and browneye have similar meaningthe anus, the poop shoot, the cornhole, the bung hole, the "hershey highway"
Your Asshole.
GayRay is the act of showing someone your unwiped or soiled anus; usually used as a taunt.
1. browneye
The eye that don't wink, it only stinks
"How about you let me put it in your gayray/browneye?"
I'd rather DryBone he/she gayray
Your bung hole .. Make sure you wash your gayray
I was doing a GayRay when her bowels exploded over my choad.
your anus
i put it right up his gayray last night when he was sleeping.what a fuss she made anybody would think id done something wrong
GayRay is the act of showing someone your unwiped or soiled anus; (common practice with Gays in Texas)
"Hey your gayray stinks"
When a person having homosexual tendencies tries to harass a straight male or female. Tries to hit them with cheap shots wrapped behind a facade of friendly behaviour.
A: Hey mate, John bombarded me with a plethora of gayrassment over the phone the other day.
B: Oh, yeah? Mate you gotta be more firm against him. Or maybe just shrug him off. He is a faggot anyway.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)