A clandestine drinking contest where a number of participants choose to insert their fist into their rectum before proceeding to hop down a bartop. Anywhere from nine to twenty shots are evenly spaced along the bar. The contestant must drink each shot without spilling liquor or removing the fist. This can continue for subsequent rounds, with the number of shots decreasing, and the space between each shot increasing, until a clear winner has been determined.
by Dishpan Sam April 6, 2010
Get the The Gauntlet mug.1. Deposits of animal feces on a hiking/biking trail or other recreational travelway. Left by non-caring dog owners usually because they can't bring themselves to wrap their hands around warm dog shit through a plastic grocery bag and then carry it down the street dangling like some stinking nutsack.
2. An impediment to mowing your lawn left by dogs whose owners have encouraged them to use your lawn as their personal potty or simply let the dog out so it won't shit in their own yard.
3. Sometimes left by nature's own such as large flocks of non-migratory Canadian geese, also known as sky carp.
2. An impediment to mowing your lawn left by dogs whose owners have encouraged them to use your lawn as their personal potty or simply let the dog out so it won't shit in their own yard.
3. Sometimes left by nature's own such as large flocks of non-migratory Canadian geese, also known as sky carp.
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When you risk running errands or driving to work when you have no registration and a suspended drivers licence.
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Stan loves to participate in the Dick Gauntlet whenever he has free time. He is trying to petition to have it an Olympic Sport in 2012.
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Get the The Infinity Gauntlet mug.Defined by Jessica to describe Lynn's laughing reply to a joke. The laugh was classified as a grunt and Jessica called Lynn a Gruntlet to make fun of her.
Jessica: Haha...Gruntlet.
Matt: Gruntlet? What the fuck is a Gruntlet?
Jessica: It's a little person who grunts.
Matt: Gruntlet? What the fuck is a Gruntlet?
Jessica: It's a little person who grunts.
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