garage monster

Any one over 30 who lives in their parents basement.

Q; Dude, have you talked to Jimmy. A; No, does he live in his parent's basement? What a garage monster !!

by bobby "the bat" Pizano August 13, 2011

Garage Mahal

A guy's garage that is his place to hang out and do guy stuff, his castle and girls just don't understand!!

Related to the extravagant Taj Mahal.

Every night John goes out to his Garage Mahal and plays with his power tools!

by Mjamgb August 4, 2009

garage kept

in good condition, kept in a garage when not in use

This car has been garage kept. The body's excellent.

by VAKI5 May 9, 2005

garage sale

Usually used in snow skiing or snowboarding. When a rider has a horrible wipe-out with clothing and gear spread all over the slope, looking like a yard sale.

Man! Bob just made a huge yardsale going down the black diamond

by the brehmander August 31, 2003

garage sale

When people get all their useless old crap and put it on their driveway/lawn, set the price, and sell it to people

The computer I'm writing this on has parts from a garage sale in it.

by sum yungai August 31, 2003

Garage Sale

When a skier/snowboarder wipes out HARD. Usually results in eqipment going one way, clothes and goggles going another way, and the actual person eating shit.

Guy 1 on the chairlift: Dude did you see that shit!
Guy 2 on the chairlift: I know man, poor guy had a complete garage sale.

by Kanary November 16, 2010

garage sale

An innuendo for anal sex.

If 'garage sale' was an innuendo for anal sex I would snicker more on weekends

by buckeh November 29, 2013