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Ohio Guacamole

The act of vomiting inside the vagina during sexual intercourse and then proceeding to ejaculate.
Thomas: "Yo,i saw you with Monika, did you sleep with her last night?
Jacob: "Bro i gave her some Ohio Guacamole"
Thomas: "bro..."
by Mr. Meme Dream Supreme September 24, 2019
mugGet the Ohio Guacamolemug.

Nigga-Guacamole

When you want to end a discussion or argument
Guy 1: "man, i dont support gay people"

Guy 2: "not cool man"

Guy 1: "i dont care about your opinions"

Guy 2: "urrgh, Nigga-Guacamole"
mugGet the Nigga-Guacamolemug.

seafood guacamole

Dipping your genitals or fingers into multiple dirty vagina's in one evening
I went to the dive bar last night for some seafood guacamole
by LoveHandlePuppetFaces November 4, 2015
mugGet the seafood guacamolemug.

guacamole randolph

When you are having sex with a woman of Hispanic origin and make her push an avocado out of her snatch .
I was with Juanita and showed her the guacamole Randolph
by Thesehands114 January 6, 2017
mugGet the guacamole randolphmug.

guacamole gobbler

Usually defines Mexicans in video games who "server hop" to give them a ping advantage.
"Dude I can't hit the laggy fucker, stupid ass fucking guacamole gobblers server hopping"
by FootsieRoll November 24, 2021
mugGet the guacamole gobblermug.

Unholy Guacamole

Also known as “MOAD” (mother of all diapers), this is the putrid, muck-filled diaper common during a baby’s transition from liquids to solids, often resembling freshly made guacamole.
“How is little Noah? Still struggling with the new baby food?’ NOT WELL! Do we have a fingernail brush and some rubbing alcohol? I’ve got Unholy Guacamole under my fingernails.
by rongwayAZ June 24, 2023
mugGet the Unholy Guacamolemug.

Guacamole taco

its when you take a shit on a girls chest and she smushes it together between her tits
can i have a guacamole taco?
sure! *shits on her chest*
by Bryan GM October 6, 2007
mugGet the Guacamole tacomug.

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