Gorp curse

Two people get cursed together, once the curse starts it never ends. Once a year on a random date you are forced to jump op the belly of a deceased pregnant woman while the other lays with his mouth opended wide in front of the vagina of the deceased pregnant woman in question. This process is called gorping. You decide the roles by doing rock-paper-scissors for who will lay down with his mouth opened or will preceed to jump on the belly.

After meeting that nasty witch im forever doomed with the gorp curse!

by anonymous July 10, 2025

Gelp-Gorp

An inanimate pair of words that are used as filler words or words to describe something. Can also be used on it's own as a single statement, used subjectively. Can also be used singularly as either Gelp or just Gorp.

Also can be Gelped/Gorped / Gelping/Gorping

Created by a moron, for morons.

Gelp-Gorp.

Can you please gelp gorp the gelp gorp.

Gelping gelp gorp Randy.

by thdude21619 October 2, 2014

floor gorp

an edible snack mixture based on the "5-second rule".

Any combination of dry cereal, chocolate chips, nuts, etc. which land on the floor in front of the pantry, gathered together make "floor gorp".

by 'Mama B' August 21, 2009

Glarp Gorp

A phrase popular in the future with indefinite definition, but can be used as an interjection, greeting, or expletive.

By the time you're married, Glarp Gorp will be cool, since it's unlikely you'll get married soon, due to your smell.

by ThirdHrLeadership December 20, 2009

E Gorp Eh Geht

If you are an E Gorp Eh Ghet, you were decided to be one by Paco and Stinger.

Also, E Gorp Eh Ghet's don't forget.

"Dude, I forgot how to play boxhead."

"WHAT! If you are E Gorp Eh Geht, you don't forgeet!".

Ex 2. "E Gorp Eh Geht's don't forget."

by Paco and Stinger May 15, 2010

water gorp

n. A person who farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles.

Little Jhonny was a water gorp when he was twelve.

by Grubermeister July 5, 2006

girpy gorp

1. The best conversation starter
2. A pound of Francium dipped in ramen noodles with bread sticks that is only allowed to be eaten once you look into a bathroom mirror and say "Anatis Deus" three times.

1. Person A - "Girpy Gorp!"
Person B - "Tf?"
2. I wanna eat some Girpy Gorp but I haven't said Anatis Deus yet"

by NeocTheScavenger3333 April 16, 2023