goose neck dick

A dick that is hard on both ends and bendy in the middle.Almost always a result of too much booze or dope.

I really wanted to fuck that girl but I had a bad case of goose neck dick

by wolfbait51 May 17, 2011

Goose Fits

Retarded spacker attacks that happen to certain epileptic geese when playing guitar solos. These fits include spinning on the floor, running in circles and excessive use of the powerslide. They happen mostly to Goosetard while playing the genius 10 12 solo.

Why is that strange goose running in circles?

Thats not a goose, it's Goosetard. Half goose, half retard, he's having one of those Goose Fits. Don't you think that solo looks hard?

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 29, 2009

Cup-of-Ace, Cup-of-Goose, Cup-of-Cris

A cup of Ace (Ace Champagne)
A cup of Goose (Grey Goose Vodka)
A Cup of Cris (Cristal Champagne)
All are high-quality and expensive alcohol brands mentioned in the song Fancy by Iggy Azalea.

See Video "Fancy" by Iggy Azalea, Line 7 of Lyrics: "Cup-of-Ace, Cup-of-Goose, Cup-of-Cris"

by Ginny C Baker October 30, 2014

Dribblin Goose

To urinate in a woman ass while having sex with her. Also Dribbling Goose.

I was nailing this girl from behind and pissed in her, when I pulled out my piss was draining out of her ass and the noises were that of a dribblin goose!

by Eric Ham January 17, 2008

rubber goose

When a male has a condom on and his dick is soft.

Girl: "Are you ready babe?"
Boy: "Hold on, I have a rubber goose..again"

by xfg/dugas98 July 15, 2014

Randy Goose Shotgun

The act of shotgunning a beer from the direct bottom of the can, rather than from a hole in the side, double dildo style. Created at The Randy Goose bar in West Philadelphia, it has become something of a local staple because of the odd execution, forcing the participant to look straight in the air to avoid spilling the drink.

I did like 4 Randy Goose Shotguns last night, It was wild . . .

by The Otter Dictionary October 15, 2017

Silly goose time

Only able to achieve when around people you trust and love, a silly goose time is humor with no boundaries and no judgment.

I’m down to have some silly goose time if you are :)

by Mmedi97 June 13, 2022