bacon gliders
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Protuberant or hanging labia minora that can hang far below the labia majora. 'Bacon' because these wrinkled fleshly lips bear a striking resemblence to bacon strips and 'gliders' because they often strongly recall the outstretched patagium, or furry parachute-like membrane of the flying squirel in mid-glide. Madonna helped sear the image of bacon gliders into popular imagination when a notorious circa 1979 black and white nude of her sold at Christie's for $37,500. To the general horror of the public, Madonna's labia minora flaps hung out several inches from her body. Bacon gliders can fortunately be removed in a cosmetic procedure called labiaplasty. Some have suggested that the mysterious and highly unflattering bulge we often see in Lady Gaga's panties is in fact folded bacon gliders.
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Protuberant or hanging labia minora that can hang far below the labia majora. 'Bacon' because these wrinkled fleshly lips bear a striking resemblence to bacon strips and 'gliders' because they often strongly recall the outstretched patagium, or furry parachute-like membrane of the flying squirel in mid-glide. Madonna helped sear the image of bacon gliders into popular imagination when a notorious circa 1979 black and white nude of her sold at Christie's for $37,500. To the general horror of the public, Madonna's labia minora flaps hung out several inches from her body. Bacon gliders can fortunately be removed in a cosmetic procedure called labiaplasty. Some have suggested that the mysterious and highly unflattering bulge we often see in Lady Gaga's panties is in fact folded bacon gliders.
Although Emma had an otherwise gorgeous body, she was morbidly ashamed of her bacon gliders and swore me to never reveal her secret.
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One who lives, or once lived in a wall enclosed area surrounded by a maze that changes nightly, and is full of horrific creachers known as Grievers all created by WICKED to carry out phase one of their experiments to help save humanity.
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Get the gliger mug.A maneuver mastered by strippers where a single bosom is placed in such proximity that only the nipple is touching or gliding across one's face.
A sexually intimate act where a woman rubs or glides her nipple across one's anatomy, usually one's face.
A sexually intimate act where a woman rubs or glides her nipple across one's anatomy, usually one's face.
"That stripper performed the most graceful nipple glide, I had to get another lap dance."
"It tickles when my girlfriend does the nipple glide across my nose."
"It tickles when my girlfriend does the nipple glide across my nose."
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One is said to be "glidey", or to have a case of "glideys".
Glideys can be caused by not wiping properly, heavy sweating, not bathing, or any number of other factors.
One is said to be "glidey", or to have a case of "glideys".
Glideys can be caused by not wiping properly, heavy sweating, not bathing, or any number of other factors.
While walking across the parking lot in the afternoon heat, Morris immediately regretted having been so hasty in cleansing his anus after defecation. The squishiness between his buttocks, coupled with the frictionless strides he was suddenly able to take, led him to realize that he was Glidey.
At the end of the Skee-Lo video "I Wish", Skee-Lo performs a dance that appears to be possible only with the assistance of a severe case of the Glideys.
At the end of the Skee-Lo video "I Wish", Skee-Lo performs a dance that appears to be possible only with the assistance of a severe case of the Glideys.
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